How do people normally start these things? This is my first crack at it, I'm sure there are multiple revisions forthcoming. Born and raised in San Antonio, I moved to the area recently for a change of scenery and trying something new while still staying in Texas. Turns out there are a lot of Mavs fans up here (who knew) but thankfully the old Spurs Mavs rivalry seems to have cooled off somewhat. I've only encountered good natured ribbing and joking from Mavs fans whenever I'm wearing a Spurs shirt (seeing as about 50% of my wardrobe is Spurs related, this is a good thing)
I think I'm funny (opinions vary) and charming (definitely wrong there). I'm a good friend to several, a great friend to a couple of others, and a lousy friend to the rest. My family seems to think I'm ok, but that's what family is for (though I do make for a pretty good uncle)
I'm very decidedly non-religious. Most if not all of my friends/family are religious to varying degrees and therefore I have a healthy respect for the beliefs of others, but I recognize that my non-religiosity may be a deal breaker for a great many, so best to be up front with it now.
How do people normally end these things? If I think of some better way to end this, I'll fix it in post. Otherwise......... the end?