I'm just coming out of a long relationship and I just want to know what's out there. Honesty is key with me, so I'll go first. I can be obsessive, loving, cold, dark and amused all at once. I laugh at everything, which isn't always appropriate..in turn making it WAY more funny. I'm trying to cut back on video games, but I read a lot more comics than I used to, not really a good shift. I hate people, and think they're a disease, but also my favorite subject. I swear, drink, I roll over your neighbor's dog. I'm not looking for anything serious right now (though I refuse to rule it out), just someone to show me a good time, it's been way too long. Even a friend would be great. If tattoos or animals bother you, maybe you should look elsewhere. :)
I am a marauder, a swashbuckler, and a sky bandit.
Aside from that, I'm finishing my degree and working at a teen crisis hotline.
Etiquette isn't high on your list, but ranks somewhere around "sticking your fingers in other people's cupcake icing."
You believe spelling and grammar are next to godliness, and hygiene is a close second.
You took the time to realize there's a good chance I meant to say third instead.
You'll never complain about how far the drive is to come see me.
You think Fear and Loathing was..alright..and not the best movie ever.
You think it's hilarious that my mom's going to read this eventually and tease me non-stop about "that one time I broke my doodle."
You're SO over the entire green movement. Fucking trees.
You think that rarely and never are basically the same thing, and you know what I mean by that.
You think the only thing scarier than zombie apocalypse is sexually transmitted stupidity.
You've seen it yet.
You're respectful, courteous, knowledgeable, understand that "dranken" isn't a word and you're willing to let me pop your zits.