While you think about it, here are some totally awesome facts about me: I like things, and stuff, including but not limited to: dogs, time machines, lightsabers, primates (especially gibbons, they're sweet), playing the guitar like a blind man watching a comet, and baseball. I generally dislike peas and Microsoft Outlook and people who make terrible jokes in their profile. I also abhor irony like elephants abhor bees (which is quite a lot! if you don't believe me, ask your local elephant next time you see him).
I also like how if you press ctrl-A while on okcupid you get blinded by the wall of bright pink highlight that plasters your monitor. It's amazing. If you select and unselect fast enough the text starts to look kind of dark red. Either that or I'm actually having a stroke.
My favorite grammatical error is the comma splice, it's totally awesome. In a close second comes the complete disregard for all capital letters, which is also pretty high in my repertoire. I tend to try to save that part of my arsenal for really pivotal moments though.
TLDR of my profile: way too many uses of the word 'awesome', jokes that aren't funny, etc. etc. etc..
Oh yeah, about that riddle. Brace yourself! Answer: Because he had no body to go with! Haha, I know, I know, I'm so edgy!