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27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:52am
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You clicked on a picture of a guy hanging upside down from a pole! That took some nerve.

Research shows that messaging me has been proven to maintain healthy skin, improve your mood and protect your laptop from viruses!

In recent years I have coached tennis, operated a battle tank, run a lasers laboratory, traded financial derivatives from an office in the middle of the desert and developed global marketing strategy for toilet paper. And those were just my jobs, wait till I tell you about my hobbies.

I do everything sincerely, nothing ironically. I'm honest past the point of tactlessness. I don't own a single possession that will impress you.

Body type: Human, male shaped. Full complement of necessary body parts, no extras.

My name is Jacob, and I'm a Tar Heel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting paid to do financial software, in turn paying to do stand-up comedy, play volleyball and soccer. In 10 years I'm equally likely to be a Wall Street millionaire, a modestly living PhD or a broke failed comedian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the inappropriate joke at the wrong time, putting top-spin on a serve, assembling IKEA furniture, having an opinion and an argument about everything, texting back the next day, spitting gum out and kicking it back into my mouth from the air, cooking chili, playing with nipples.

I'm not good at: humility, keeping my answers serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I walk out of an office on Wall Street with bright red laces in my shoes because I'm still fuzzy about the whole concept of business casual. What the hell is business casual anyway besides an oxymoron?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - engrossing, movies - picturesque, shows - splendiferous, music - melodious, food - chili.

Look, I bet you haven't seen/read/heard my favorite movie/book/band. That's great! What's better than leading each other to discover wonderful new options?

OK, I'll give you the five recent books I loved because if you read any of them too you'll get super excited:
The Girl with All the Gifts (Carey), Thinking Fast and Slow (Kahneman), Open (Agassi), Straw Dogs (Gray), A Canticle for Leibowitz (Miller)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have done without almost anything, so if I had to pick six I'd guess my two legs, two eyes and two testicles will get me through most things. I do love my MP3 player though, I may give a testicle for that one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dirty jokes, and improving myself as a rationalist by eliminating psychological biases in my thinking. Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing volleyball at an old Czech gym with former pros and then drinking gin until 2 am. But I can do brunch on Saturday after 11 am or so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have absolutely no secrets. You want a good idea for a first message? Ask me something personal.

Here's one: my last serious relationship was open for two years in the form of ethical nonmonogamy (being 100% honest with each other and everyone else we were seeing). I'm personally quite incapable of feeling jealousy, and we both enjoyed the arrangement. I don't think that relationships should be open from the get go, but I do think that two adults shouldn't be afraid to design the relationship that fits both of them (exclusivity, intensity, roles, boundaries...) rather than falling into some default mould that only exists in rom-coms.
You should message me if
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You'll feel really dumb reading all the way to the bottom of this page and leaving without even saying hi.

You're kind hearted and also a badass.

I'm looking for a woman with ideas and opinions: on the conflict in the Ukraine, on the NBA, on cool places in town. I can always be the one picking the restaurant and the topic of conversation myself, but it's going to be boring for both of us. Ideally, you have passion, ambition, and enough things to fill your day by yourself. I will take care of you because I want to, not because you need a man.