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In recent years I have coached tennis, operated a battle tank, run a lasers laboratory, traded financial derivatives from an office in the middle of the desert and developed global marketing strategy for toilet paper. And those were just my jobs, wait till I tell you about my hobbies.
I do everything sincerely, nothing ironically. I'm honest past the point of tactlessness.
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My name is Jacob, and I'm a Tar Heel.