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Fantazmic

23 F Culver City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Oh Herro! Im obsessed with everything 50s! Lets be friends =^.^=

I love to laugh and humor is the best and most important quality anyone and everyone should have. I want some friends. Woo woo woo you know it. I am absolutely infatuated with video games (mostly bioshock) But you know as far as a guy goes definitely no cheaters and no liars. I hate them, cant stand them, gtfo. Also I dont want to hook up with you so dont waste your time. I am INCREDIBLY awkward, strange, weird. I am interested in pointless and meaningless things. Probably nothing you are interested in but darn it i love it. :D

Im an introvert. I like to be left alone.

Its so sad to see people describe themselves on this site.
What I’m doing with my life
i work at a dead end job. Underpaid overworked. Underappreciated and stomped all over.
I’m really good at
being awesome. sorry not sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tv Shows:PSYCH<3, Desperate Housewives, Sister Wives, Shameless, Pretty Little Liars, Secret Life of an American Teenager, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara, Weeds, The Big C, Glee, Raising Hope, Teen Mom 2, The Middle, Better With You, Modern Family, Cougar town, Mr. Sunshine, Community, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Jersey Shore, Degrassi, The Soup, Skins, Huge, Louie, Party Down, Secret Diaries of a Call Girl, Melissa and Joey, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Boy Meets World, California Dreams, Saved By the Bell, Drew Carey Show, Whose Line is it Anyways, Seinfeld, Archer, Kitchen Nightmares, Bones, The Cleveland Show, Superjail, Ugly Americans, Red vs. Blue, The Guild game of thrones, deadbeat, orange is the new black, my mad fat diary

Movies: Hairspray, Weekend At Bernies, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Overboard, The Master of Disguise, Shark Tale, Little Nicky, Goldiggers, Never Been Kissed, The Simpsons Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Muriels Wedding, Along Came Polly, Daddy Day Care, Without a Paddle, The House Bunny, Grandmas Boy, Charlies Angels, Hot Rod, Crybaby, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, Dumb and Dumber, Joe Dirt, The 40 year old Virgin, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Talladega Nights, Kicking and Screaming, Stranger Than Fiction, Anchorman, Semi Pro, Shallow Hal, Jackass the Movie, Jackass the Movie 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Not Another Teen Movie, Heathers, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Malibu's Most Wanted, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted, Boys Dont Cry, The Other Guys, Blades of Glory, The Wedding Singer, Chuck and Larry, Big Daddy, Waiting, Riding in Cars With Boys, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Miss Congeniality, Miss Congeniality 2, Cinderella, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Childs Play 2, Childs Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, 1000 Corpse, Pet Semetary, Tower of Terror, Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now, Jim Breuer: Hardcore, The Stone Cold Truth, The Monday Night Wars, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lords of Dogtown, Dogtown and the Z Boys, Six Degrees of Helter Skelter, Dearly Departed, Boneyard, Brokeback Mountain, Black Dahlia, Stranger Wilderness, Paranormal Activity 2, Let Me In, Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Snowman, Roast of William Shatnar, Austin Powers Goldmember, The Amazing Jonathan, The Strangers, Cloverfield, [These are just the dvds I own]

Books: I mostly only read manga but I have read Twilight Series >.< and Princess Diaries Series. Harry potter, thirteen reasons why, perks of being a wallflower, its kind of a funny story
Food: Clearly I'll eat anything except seafood.

Music: Sum 41 all the way!!!! I love how almost everybody who puts anything always puts but country. I happen to like country, Its rap I don't care for. Any oldies really. Mostly 50s stuff like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Neil Sedaka, Doris Day, Bobby Darin, Dion and the Belmonts, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, Buddy Holly, Paul Anka many many more

Ask me. I follow useless information like entertainment news which is funny because most of the celebrities that are in the news I hate. I would rather see a youtuber above all else.

I have met shaycarl so rad!

Here is a list of celebrities i have seen and stared at awkwardly from afar:

Stone Cold Steve Austin
DJ Paul from Three Six Mafia
Louis Lombardi
Efren Ramirez
Tommy "Tiny" Lister
Danny Tamberelli
Comedian Ant
Louis CK
Seth Green
Mega 64
The six things I could never do without
My Son
The internets
Computer
Blue Powerade
Movies
Comfy Chair ^.^
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why guys on here even bother filling out profiles when they just want to rape you via text or meet up for some late night rape.
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to play some xbox with my army of 14 yr olds or watch a movie or something. Before I used to just walk around until three in the morning with my friends going to the beach, the pier, the movies, or just walking around with no sense of direction making awesome memories.

Now i work. Always. Consumed by responsibilities. No time to have real friends or a real life of my own anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have "My Life is Like a Fart" engraved on my ipod.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If your sincerely interested in me. I am not good at expressing myself in text so please excuse my lameness or my lurking. I lurk alot and I am probably really interested in you if I look at your profile or send you a really weird or shy message so please message me back :D

lol jk i just like to look O.O

Please dont be so serious. Please joke around. For the love of all that is holy please have a sense of humor. Message me with a joke and a sense of wit about you. Im looking for a peter pan to my wendy.