I hate self summaries.
I can say the alphabet backwards, even if I'm shitfaced.
I can say the alphabet backwards, even if I'm shitfaced.
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FarewellAmnesty
23 / M / Straight / Single
Portland, Oregon
His Details
- Last Online
- Today – 12:32pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids
- Pets
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
I aspire to be the World's 2nd Best Grandma.
I’m really good at
Video games
Lounging
Dealing with People
Drinking
Lounging
Dealing with People
Drinking
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or my beard. Or my earth-shattering apathy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Gaiman
Star Trek, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, God Bless America
Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Breaking Bad, Anything with H. Jon Benjamin
Coheed and Cambria, dredg, Circa Survive, Cursive, The Gaslight Anthem, Brand New, The Dear Hunter, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Mars Volta, Thrice, The Receiving End of Sirens
Star Trek, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, God Bless America
Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Breaking Bad, Anything with H. Jon Benjamin
Coheed and Cambria, dredg, Circa Survive, Cursive, The Gaslight Anthem, Brand New, The Dear Hunter, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Mars Volta, Thrice, The Receiving End of Sirens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something something something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once chased a man's dog through a football field because he
looked at me the wrong way.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–33
- Near me
- For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you'd care to join me for some texting and scones. Or something
booze related.
