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Farfrumnormal

36 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rather than try to sum myself up, I think I shall just put a few key points about myself instead.

-Cute and silly (although I can be serious when I need to)
-Nerdy and geeky
-Random
-Quirky
-Hopeless romantic
-People-watcher
-Clutzy, but I have a good sense of balance and recover well
-Social
-Independent
-Still believes in Chivalry (it's not dead, just sleeping)
-Love music!!!
-Physically affectionate (I am a huggy and cuddly person)
-Sarcastic
-Shit-disturber (in the fun way)
-Loyal and compassionate to those I care about
-not interested in games or drama
-not interested in people obsessed with wealth and material gains
-Looking for a long term relationship (ie. life partner). I want my next girlfriend to be my last girlfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So my day job is managing a store selling video games and other electronics.

At night I put on tights, a cape and wear underwear on the outside to fight crime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humour in pretty much anything.

Making people smile, even when they don't want to.

Being inappropriate in any given situation, yet getting away with it

Recovering from the many bumps and bruises that come along with being a clutz.

Hugs and cuddles :)

Writing terrible profiles on dating sites ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After some thought, it is most likely the fact that I am short for a guy, and I don't look my age apparently. When I shave, I still get carded lol.
Also, I have been told it is my eyes and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll leave this for a conversation topic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Halloween
Music
The internet (I've tried...it's not pretty)
Coffee (again, not pretty)
Tough you only get 4
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night for me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we have a possibility of being either a good match, or even just friends. If you are actually serious about wanting a relationship, and are prepared to put some effort in to getting to know me. Also, eventually meeting in person is a must. As much as I enjoy getting to know someone through chatting, I will not know if there is an actual romantic connection until we are face to face. Besides, actual human interaction is far better than online chatting anyways.