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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
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Last online
Sep 28
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a person with many qualities.
What I’m doing with my life
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As of writing this I moved to Scotland 5 hours ago, for reference it is currently 10pm on 28.09.14. I have a new job as a technical assistant at Perth Concert Hall, fingers crossed it all goes well tomorrow (it went well). Apart from work things I try and attend as many gigs as humanly and monetarily possible, play guitar, cycle everywhere I can, walk about, and rock climb quite a lot. I really like Salt and Vinegar crisps, and only stop eating bags of sweets when I feel very sick.
I’m really good at
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Playing instruments. Vaulting over things quite impressively. Walking great distances aimlessly/with purpose. Being in a variety of places. I'm also good at sitting; I've received standing ovations in the past for how I well I sit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Some books. Currently reading Lolita which I have annoyingly left in London, I hope it all ends happily. Recently I have read all of A Song of Ice and Fire and some Murikami (Haruki and Ryu). I should read more than I do.

Films: I indulge too much on awful films such as The Room, and Troll II. Thinking quickly Love Exposure and Four Lions are two proper films I really enjoyed; there are almost definitely more than two. Also lots of horror.

TV: Mostly comedies. Arrested Development, IASIP, Peep Show, Louie, Parks and Rec, The Office I and II, Darkplace, Monty Python, Brasseye, Gordon Ramsey. Obviously Breaking Bad, but everyone loves that.

Music: These are the top bands from my Tubelord, Tellison, Future of the Left, Johnny Foreigner, The Dawn Chorus, Idlewild, Frank Turner, Ben Marwood.

Food: If you feed me anything more than three times I'll end up really liking it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meaningless conversation
Meaningful conversation (to a lesser extent)
Forward Momentum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I don't want to get run over in the rain; I'd much rather get run over when it's sunny.
Thinking of funny things to say in situations I will never be in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Haven't had a Friday night here yet, will keep you all updated (apparently sitting by myself watching terrible charity specials on Channel 4).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've spent more time in Hull than the average person.
I wish you could drink Calpol on the bus and not be judged.
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