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IHeardThings

36 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Born in New York. Majored in blackmail and petty theft. I once drop-kicked a rat over the f#@cking moon. Studied acting, and directed for stage. I abandoned my beloved homeland to own and run a new health and wellness business here in California, the land of the self-help new-age men who are afraid to talk to girls on the phone. That's not nice. I take it back. No I don't.
What I’m doing with my life
Awkward boner moments in yoga class. Hanging out with spacemantastic way too much and letting him talk me into this horrendous idea of online dating. Living in Oakland. Running a business and hanging out with my amazing old english puppy Larry. He heals me deep down, where I'm sexy.
I’m really good at
Yelling at cab drivers, and taking care of that "thing" you needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
People? What people? This is a crazy question. I have season tickets to the ballet, so if your one of the ballerinas the first thing you notice is me crying to La Bayader in the box seats. If your some WASPY corporate weasel the first thing you might notice is my smoldering disdain for you and all that you stand for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Garfield the Cat, Notes from the Underground

Film: In the Mood for Love, Wong Kar Wai, Blue, The Wild Strawberries, Raging Bull, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Once Upon A Time in America, A Prophet, Sex and Lucia

Jazz. Big Band. Sinatra. Coltrane. Chet Baker. Thelonious Monk. Tony Bennett. Rage Against The Machine. Beastie Boys.

Italian. Thai. Indian
The six things I could never do without
Films
Coffee
My beaded, pearl g-string
Breakfast on the terrace
Charlie Parker
Larry
Crystal Meth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Beard in Cuba. Why hasn't anyone whacked The Beard? It doesn't make any sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying in the fetal position.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something exotic.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating