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Fat_Barry

29 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
G'day. I'm Gavin, but don't hold that against me. After all, without "me", it would just be "Aweso". No really...I'm not arrogant at all. Anyway, I spose I'm just another guy. Pretty friendly, very open-minded (not a fan of censorship), I like mucking around and being a fool. I love spending time with friends, whether we're out drinking or just in for a quiet movie night. Now stop wasting your time reading this shite and message me or something.

I am relaxed, clownish, and open-minded
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There's a phrase we in the business (don't ask what business, cause I've got no bloody clue) like to use. It's "bugger all". When I'm not doing "bugger all", I'm usually out loving the uni student lifestyle...partying, meeting people and getting unnecessarily drunk. Which I spose you could equate to "bugger all". Holy hell, am I still talking?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an idiot. Take a look at the photos of Captain Red and you'll get the idea.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My size. And I mean my height, for all the smart arses out there. I'm about 6'4". People say I have a unique smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) How to Mow the Lawn: The Lost Art of Being a Man b) Pirates of the Carribean, cause it has pirates. Arrr! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is awesome too. Johnny Depp rocks. c) Mostly trance/techno/rave music (big Ministry of Sound/Gatecrasher/ID&T Radio fan) and rock like Supergrass and The White Stripes. Also a big fan of The Prodigy and NIN. d) A hamburger from Andrew's Hamburgers in South Melbourne. The Holy Grail is actually a hamburger, not a cup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer 2. Women (debatable :)) 3. Mates 4. Music 5. Aviators (They're currently broken...sexual favours for anyone who buys me new ones) 6. Pirates and ninjas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Answers to stupid questions like this. Or who would win if a pirate had a fight with a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are both completely badass and incredibly manly, so who knows?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the tear, probably at a house party or out at a club. Always ruining my liver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well...don't tell anyone but...I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are insane. Or if you think pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and bushrangers are badass. Or if you like beer. Girls that drink beer are hot.