Seriously if you want a RICH guy and like weekends in Cape Cod, expensive dinners, and random trips to Aruba – it might be a good idea to respond to me. Have I got some guys for you, of course they are older… much older… and married…
It’s not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all of that stuff… and if we happen to have sex along the way - Great. Actually, better than Great – kidding of course (about the holding hands thing…)
I am a normal guy, I get along with my parents, I have a job, I leave the toilet seat up and I like sports. Real sports – where people collide into each other and woman in revealing outfits roam the sidelines – but of course I never look… And if you came with me to a game I would say things like “No, who cares if a girl with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain… All I care about is that I am here with you.” And you know what the sappy truth is, that it would be true.
I like sports but I also like gossip… I am that guy that can hang with the guys, but actually loves dating women so I can read your US and Cosmo for celebrity gossip. Here’s the dirty truth good gossip is just as exciting as a good game… If not better.
What I am looking for? someone real