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Fathercrow

50 M Kenosha, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Spin, spin, spin, spin around... Are you looking for a partner in crime? Want to find a friend for Summer Fun 2014? Me Too! And so now it's time for the Mandatory Description. Come on over, pull up a chair and... but oh what to say? Who am I? The sum of my parts? And what part will actually entice you to connect with me? I am... me. I love to learn. I love to look at new things, go on journeys of discovery, and I love to enlighten others. I am a child at heart and I love to be snarky and fun, to do crazy things and just because things and generally be very free and open and loving. I like kinky better than vanilla, but I'm not crazy. I like cooking new things, trying new recipes... I like going places, going to events or concerts or the zoo or the botanical gardens or downtown Milwaukee or Chicago or out to Lake Geneva to walk and shop and do touristy things or anywhere would be fine if only I had you, somebody to do these things with. I am lonely. I am retired for the most part with nothing but free time to indulge my many projects, my garden, my "work-in-progress" patio party zone, my art, my writing, my studies of science and philosophy, my culinary endeavors. I would like to share myself, my thoughts, my feelings, my truths with... someone. Someone who reads this surely can see some merit in what I have to offer, someone sweet and kind and loving who needs what I need, someone to hang out with. Is it you? Could it be you? Can you look past the faults of my existence and see beauty in my eyes? Will you even stop to look? At this point in my life I want someone to be with, soul to soul, without the usual hassles and drama. I want something real with friendship and going out and kissing and snuggling and holding hands and making each other feel like we are not alone, that there is someone out there that really gets us, that we are important to each other. I want to be loved.

***And now for the other shoe....

I am a beautiful fun intelligent handsome person who can cook knock your socks off meals that will truly make you burble with satisfaction, cakes and pies and cookies too. I am all this but before you contact me to take advantage of all that wonderfulness take into account that I am also lucky because I survived a horrible car crash in my youth. The accident put me in a wheelchair for life, but that was way better than the alternative. I pushed to be here, I want to enjoy a beautiful life with beautiful people like everyone else. So my philosophy has always been "Screw the wheelchair!", I am self-supporting and take care of all my needs on my own but if you don't think you can deal with it, no troubles. If on the other hand you don't care and you just want to meet a guy with a wonderful personality that's way cool, drop me a note stating that you have the desire to figure out who I am and see if I'd be compatible with your world. Then we will see where it goes from there!
What I’m doing with my life
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I am living it with a good outlook and a positive manner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people to talk about themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The big scary wheelchair I ride around on. Then the eyes, blue like winter skies, then the outgoing and helpful manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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SciFi and Fantasy books, rock n roll, stir-fry

B52's, Canned Heat, The Eagles, Jerry Garcia, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gipsy Kings, Harry Chapin, George Gershwin, Bob Crosby and the Bobcats, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son who is 12
My family
My friends
Other people
Chocolate
Homemade stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Physics of Reality, Particles, Waveforms, Distant Galaxies, Dimensional Membranes, Time Travel the Human Condition and really, really, really good coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having "Sleep Over" night with my son, or just watching tv by my lonesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in the box with Schrödinger's cat and we are both having a fine day.
You should message me if
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You want to know me... or you have a huge penguin poking you in the ribs and whispering "fish, fish" every time my picture pops up on the computer.