Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whack fa-la-de-rah! Are you looking for a partner in crime? Want to
find a friend for Summer Fun 2015? Me Too! And so now it's time for
the Mandatory Description. Come on over, pull up a chair and... but
oh what to say? Who am I? The sum of my parts? And what part will
actually entice you to connect with me? I am... me. I love to
learn. I love to look at new things, go on journeys of discovery,
and I love to enlighten others. I am a child at heart and I love to
be snarky and fun, to do crazy things and just because things and
generally be very free and open and loving. I like kinky better
than vanilla, but I'm not crazy. I like cooking new things, trying
new recipes... I like going places, going to events or concerts or
the zoo or the botanical gardens or downtown Milwaukee or Chicago
or out to Lake Geneva to walk and shop and do touristy things or
anywhere would be fine if only I had you, somebody to do these
things with. I am lonely. I am retired for the most part with
nothing but free time to indulge myself. I would like to share
myself, my thoughts, my feelings, my truths with... someone.
Someone who reads this surely can see some merit in what I have to
offer, someone sweet and kind and loving who needs what I need,
someone to hang out with. Is it you? Could it be you? Can you look
past the faults of my existence and see beauty in my eyes? Will you
even stop to look? At this point in my life I want someone to be
with, soul to soul, without the usual hassles and drama. I want
something real with friendship and going out and kissing and
snuggling and holding hands and making each other feel like we are
not alone, that there is someone out there that really gets us,
that we are important to each other. I want to be loved.
***And now for the other shoe....
I am a beautiful fun intelligent handsome person who can cook knock
your socks off meals that will truly make you burble with
satisfaction, cakes and pies and cookies too. I am all this but
before you contact me to take advantage of all that wonderfulness
take into account that I am also lucky because I survived a
horrible car crash in my youth. The accident put me in a wheelchair
for life, but that was way better than the alternative. I pushed to
be here, I want to enjoy a beautiful life with beautiful people
like everyone else. So my philosophy has always been "Screw the
wheelchair!", I am self-supporting and take care of all my needs on
my own but if you don't think you can deal with it, no troubles. If
on the other hand you don't care and you just want to meet a guy
with a wonderful personality that's way cool, drop me a note
stating that you have the desire to figure out who I am and see if
I'd be compatible with your world. Then we will see where it goes
What I’m doing with my life
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I am living it with a good outlook and a positive manner.
I’m really good at
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Getting people to talk about themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The big scary wheelchair I ride around on. Then the eyes, blue like
winter skies, then the outgoing and helpful manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SciFi and Fantasy books, rock n roll, stir-fry
B52's, Canned Heat, The Eagles, Jerry Garcia, Red Hot Chili
Peppers, Gipsy Kings, Harry Chapin, George Gershwin, Bob Crosby and
the Bobcats, Cake, Gaelic Storm, Cage The Elephant, and lots more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son who is 13
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Physics of Reality, Particles, Waveforms, Distant Galaxies,
Dimensional Membranes, Time Travel the Human Condition and really,
really, really good coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having "Sleep Over" night with my son, or just watching tv by my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in the box with Schrödinger's cat and we are both having a fine
You should message me if
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You want to know me... or you have a huge penguin poking you in the
ribs and whispering "fish, fish" every time my picture pops up on
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