Fatticus
28 Lexington, KY
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My self-summary
I was born a poor black child.
Since then I have become the bearded fellow you see before you.
What I’m doing with my life
Damning the man.
I’m really good at
Convincing New Friends To Drink From A Shoe.
The first things people usually notice about me
The string of offensive things coming out of my mouth.
Or my eyes, my beautiful blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: empire records, brick, hesher, romeo + juliet, airplane, blazing saddles.

Music: The Smith Street Band, Bamf, Laura Stevenson, The Menzingers.
The six things I could never do without
All I really need is good beer, fast internet and a running car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What To Do At 2:30 Am When I Get Off Work.
On a typical Friday night I am
working.
You should message me if
You're happy and you know it.
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