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Faulkner80

31 M Winton, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I live in Bournemouth. That's why it says Bournemouth under my name, I guess. Not the best opener in the world, but hey-ho

I'm looking for someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously and is up for a laugh. I like to listen, and prefer to meet up with people who like to talk. If you're not a big talker, then that's fine, I'll keep on rambling away if needs be, but I prefer to hear other people talking. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because when I'm talking, I'll know what I'm about to say, and hence there's no mystery. I'm a veritable Sherlock Holmes when it come to mysteries. I start wearing funny hats and everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working in a nice office, with lovely people, doing various engineering things. Lovely. Other than that, I help out with local drama groups, run a scout troop back in Oxford, and go out and get silly drunk with my friends. Not all at the same time. At least, not any more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping on public transport. If there were some kind of medal for it, I'd miss out because I'd sleep on the train there.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know! It takes people a while to realise I'm 6ft, so it's not my height. My shoes, then? You'd have to meet me and make a note of your first impressions in order to find out. Message me, and we'll make it happen. See what I did there? Smooooooooth...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love reading too much to have a favourite. It's all a bit prejudice really, saying one book is better than another. Who are we to judge!

Ghostbusters. It was a close call between that and Vampire Killer Barbies, but ghostbusters pulled through on the fact that it actually had a plot.

Guitar based rock - it'll never die. If you go back and listen to the old Buddy Holly records, just hear how cool his guitar is. That flat piece of board with a few strings tied on to it manages to be considerably cooler then many of todays popstars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fosters, fags, fun, fires, friends and fones. I like alliteration, and if I have to sacrifice spelling to achieve that, so be it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Murray.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Back in Oxford, helping the scouts, or in Bournemouth helping with a show, or in a bar watching a gig, or at a friends having a laugh or at home watching the tellybox. Variety is king. True fact. Live and learn, kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smoke a pipe (occasionally) and I have a pet hedgehog. The two items are unrelated, but always seem to complement each other when written in the same sentence.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You should just message me, full stop. I like messages, they're nice. If you're nice too, then you'll get a message back in return. And then anything could happen. If you don't message me, then there's no chance of anything happening. And that's terrible...