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Fauxneex

24 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Note: if you are more than 5 years older than me, I will most likely not be interested in anything more than friendship.***

I love video games, playing guitar, reading, watching movies. Sometimes I'm a contradiction to myself, but I think usually I'm a good time.
I had one of these a long while ago, but ended up getting rid of it. I got bored and saw a quiz from here on a friend's profile of a different site, and then got hooked on the questions again.
I enjoy bdsm and am a switch, but bdsm isn't something that's required.
If you want to know anything else, or want specifics, message me.

I'm not very good at sending other people messages out of the blue. I will do it, just not often. But if you message me and put effort into it, I will most likely respond, but it may take a little while. I have sometimes let messages pile up for a week or two and then answered them all at once. But if you put effort into your message, you'll most likely get a response. (Meaning if your message is less than 5 words, it'll most likely get deleted.)

Also, because it seems to confuse some people. I talk about sex a lot, but that does Not mean that I'll sleep with someone the first time I meet them. It'll take some time.

Also, also, I tend to not pay much attention to when people favorite me. If you want to talk to me, then message. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently living with my parents (because of lack of funds for my own place and uncertainty of the near future). But because of that, I can't really host .
I've finished all my classes for school, but my college requires internships and I haven't finished those, so I'm currently looking for one. Once I find one, it is possible I could be moving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
video games.
I've been told that I'm pretty good at playing guitar and singing, but that's harder for me to believe.
Also putting things I like in alphabetical order... See interests lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, especially if I have it down, which is semi-rare. Or, if they're looking at a picture and the pic gets it right (or are close enough to me in person), my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Echo by Francesca Lia Block, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins; Paper Towns by John Green; The Vampire Academy Series by Richelle Mead; Keeping You a Secret by Julie Anne Peters; The Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling; Empress of the World by Sara Ryan

Movies (will be updated as I remember more): Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, American Pie series, Beastly, Bloodrayne, Blood & Chocolate, The Boondock Saints, Burlesque, But I'm a Cheerleader, Charlie’s Angels, Coraline, Corpse Bride, Cry_Wolf, Most Disney Movies, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Easy A, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Ever After: A Cinderella Story, Evolution, Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, Fifth Element, Flubber, Girl Interupted, Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain, Hocus Pocus, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, Hook, The Hunger Games, Imagine Me & You, Inception, Indiana Jones series, The Iron Giant, Joy Ride, Jumanji, Juno, Knight and Day, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, The Land Before Time, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Leon: The Professional, Live Free or Die Hard, Loving Annabelle, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Pagemaster, Pan's Labyrinth, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pitch Perfect, The Prestige, The Princess and the Goblin, The Princess Bride, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Resident Evil series, Saved!, Saw series, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Serenity, She’s the Man, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Stardust, Underworld, V for Vendetta, A Walk to Remember, WALL-E, Wrong Turn, Zombieland

Shows: Adventure Time, Angel, Archer, The Big Bang Theory, Bob's Burgers, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Burn Notice, Castle, Clerks Uncensored, Clone High, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Firefly, Gargoyles, Glee, Gravity Falls, Hemlock Grove, House, How I Met Your Mother, Invader Zim, Joan of Arcadia, The Legend of Neil, The Lost Room, MLP:FiM, Moonlight, Once Upon a Time, Orange is the New Black, Red Dwarf, Tru Calling, Trueblood, The Vampire Diaries, Warehouse 13

Music: The All-American Rejects, Amanda Palmer, Bif Naked, Billy Talent, Blink-182, The Dresden Dolls, Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, Fallout Boy, Halestorm, I Fight Dragons, Julia Nunes, Linkin Park, Mumford & Sons, Norwegian Recycling, P!nk, Rise Against, SR-71, t.A.T.u., The Veronicas, We the Kings

Food: Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Bacon

(I keep getting asked about what video games I like and it gets tedious to answer over and over again. So I'll start a list here. For now this is a list of the games I, myself, own. My family owns many more and this is no where near all I like, but it's a start.)
Video Games:
Steam: Alice: Madness Returns, American McGee's Alice, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, Anna, Audiosurf, The Binding of Isaac, Dead Island, Dungeon Defenders, Half-life, HL2, HL2: Episode 1, HL2: Episode 2, Left 4 Dead, L4D2, LIMBO, Magika, Nightmare House 2, Penumbra: Overture, Penumbra: Black Plague, Penumbra: Requiem, Portal, Portal 2, Recettear, Scribblenauts Unlimited, Thomas was Alone, The Walking Dead (Season 1)
Other Computer Games: Cat Planet, League of Legends, Plants vs. Zombies, Super Meat Boy, The White Chamber
PS2: Bloodrayne, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds, Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick, Max Payne, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, PoP: The Warrior Within, PoP: The Two Thrones, Secret Agent Clank
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends
2. My phone (to stay in contact with said friends and also keep track of the time)
3. My ipod/My guitar (I'm always listening to music)
4. My dog
5. Video games (to play mostly with my friends)
6. Physical contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My friends, those I love, video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games with and/or drinking with some friends.

Or you know, working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have had all three types of threesomes a girl can have (fff, ffm, fmm).

Also, here's a thing:
http://raynebowfauxneex.tumblr.com/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My profile was at all interesting. You want a new friend (whatever else happens, it'll start as this) or cuddle buddy.

I really just want someone to watch horror movies or nerdy things with. Anything else is just extra. But it appears this is difficult to find.

I prefer a message before an im.

Also just a disclaimer, I can't host very well right now.

Don't message me if:
...you're more than 10 years older than me. (it just feels weird to me.)

...you can't spell out simple words like "you" or "are." It bugs me.

...(on a similar note) you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Also "there", "they're", and "their".

...you're less than a 70% match. At that point we're probably disagreeing on some major things.

...you have nothing more to say than "hi. how are you?" You're not giving me anything about you to entice me to reply.