I am looking for friends, and short or long term dating. I am not monogamous.
I am not looking to get married or have kids.
5'1", 200 lbs, 0 kids, 3 goldfish, and 1 houseplant
--Woah.... How big are your boobs?
--Can you be *ahem* discrete?
--How long is it going to be until we have sex?
As long as it takes.
--Why aren't you responding to my messages?
I'm busy. Or not paying attention to OKC. (That happens a lot!) Or you've used poor grammar in your message. Or I am wholly unimpressed or perhaps even creeped out by your message. The possibilities are endless!
Yup. Not very experienced, but bi.
--I'm outside of your age range. Will you still consider me?
While I love a silver fox, anyone outside of my age range will be the subject of increased scrutiny.
--Will you play video games with me?
I have Minecraft, Terraria, Magicka, Portal 2, and Borderlands 2.
--Damn you're picky!
--What the hell do you want from me?!?
I want someone to spend my time with, have fun, and hopefully have lots of awesome sex with.
I need someone that is generally able to communicate well verbally and nonverbally, and to express themselves. Temporary loss of this ability is understandable, however. It happens to me, too!
If something is not working tell me so that something can be changed, or we can part understanding why things did not work.
Thanks for reading my profile! <3