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FayeT013

31 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a nerdy girl seeking romance and adventure! I am looking for new places to explore! New experiences to be had! Wonders I have never beheld! And those could apply to either romance or adventure. :P

I am looking for friends, and short or long term dating. I am not monogamous.

I am not looking to get married or have kids.

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Metrics:
5'1", 200 lbs, 0 kids, 3 goldfish, and 1 houseplant
FAQ:
--Woah.... How big are your boobs?
38DDD
--Can you be *ahem* discrete?
No.
--How long is it going to be until we have sex?
As long as it takes.
--Why aren't you responding to my messages?
I'm busy. Or not paying attention to OKC. (That happens a lot!) Or you've used poor grammar in your message. Or I am wholly unimpressed or perhaps even creeped out by your message. The possibilities are endless!
--You're bi?
Yup. Not very experienced, but bi.
--I'm outside of your age range. Will you still consider me?
While I love a silver fox, anyone outside of my age range will be the subject of increased scrutiny.
--Will you play video games with me?
I have Minecraft, Terraria, Magicka, Portal 2, and Borderlands 2.
--Damn you're picky!
Yup.
--What the hell do you want from me?!?
I want someone to spend my time with, have fun, and hopefully have lots of awesome sex.
I need someone that is generally able to communicate well verbally and nonverbally, and to express themselves. Temporary loss of this ability is understandable, however. It happens to me, too!
If something is not working tell me so that something can be changed, or we can part understanding why things did not work.

Thanks for reading my profile! <3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Leveling up.

I work over the phone in a customer service and technical oriented field, but I work 3rd shift.

My current goals are to be more healthy and to generally cultivate myself as a person. *I need to feel like I'm doing something interesting with my life.*

I'm trying to find something I'm really good at or can become really good at that doesn't involve games. I need a new hobby at a minimum. If you do something creative for fun, let me know about it! I might want to learn more about it from you! I am also looking for ways to travel more. Maybe someday the creative bit will start taking care of the travel part.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...being a nerd. I'm very analytical by nature. I love to learn new things and immerse myself in how and why things work. This can manifest itself in learning how to cook something or examining and analyzing how something is constructed. Knowledge doesn't always translate into skill which can be frustrating! D: I can appreciate the value in what I don't understand and in what is unknown.

My inner geek comes out when Doctor Who is involved. If you give me an event in the series from 2005 to present, I can probably name the episode it was in. I *have* seen season 7 and *I liked it.* Mostly. I'd like to watch some classic Who when I get the opportunity. I am reading some of the novels, and have listened to some of the audio plays as well.

Problem solving
Cooking
Selected computer games (Elder Scrolls series, Fallout series, BioShock series, Borderlands) If it's first person and can be played with a keyboard I'll give it a shot.
Procrastinating
Making a mess
Cleaning the mess up
Gardening (especially while making a mess!)
Writing profiles. ಠ_ಠ
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Short, pale,*quiet,* chubby chick with a big rack. Holy shit! She got loud all of a sudden!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite TV Shows:
***I'm going to binge watch Cosmos once I have the time.****
I don't have a lot of time for TV, but I will sit down *with* someone to watch it.
Doctor Who, Sherlock, Firefly, Scrubs, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, House of Cards, and Eureka.
I actually *don't like* Walking Dead, and ride the fence on Torchwood. I've only seen the first season of Breaking Bad, though I want to watch more.
Favorite Movies:
Dr Horrible' Sing Along Blog, Cabin in the Woods, Repo the Genetic Opera
If it Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris (no, not How I Met Your Mother), Zach Braff, or John Barrowman are involved I may be interested.

Favorite Books:
Generally science fiction and 'weird' fiction.
Good Omens and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, etc.
I need to get back into reading. If you know of any books that would make HP Lovecraft proud, share them with me.
I finally read the Harry Potter series, and mostly reading Neil Gaiman now. I'm thinking that I'll eventually want to read A Song of Fire and Ice.
I also want to read more by Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams.

Music:
Varies a lot. Except for metal bands that scream. Migraines. And country, which is the stuff of nightmares. Generally, I'll reserve judgement until I've heard a song.
Foo Fighters, Daft Punk, Cake, Green Day, White Stripes, Black Keys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blue Oyster Cult, Gorrilaz, Cage the Elephant, Alien Ant Farm, Imagine Dragons, Yeasayer, Aviators, The Glitch Mob, Lindsey Sterling, 2 Cellos, Sara Bareilles, and badass covers.

Food:
El Taco Reindo, Black Sea and Gyropolis.
Thai food and indian food that does not contain dairy.
I have a slight allergy to milk. Please don't look at me funny if I look for kosher or vegan food. Its an easy way of making sure I'm not consuming a dairy product.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A smart phone with internet
Reddit
My awesome roommates! <3
My keys
A zipper hoodie or sweater
Thrift stores
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(It never turns off)
I need to update my photos. (I hate keeping any for longer than 3 months. I think of it as false advertising. )
Sex
Computer games
What am I doing with my life?
Do I like my job?
Fucking
I need to clean that up.
I need to get around to cooking _______.
How can I do that better/more efficiently?
Sex (again)
Why the hell did I say that?
How does that work?
Moneys
Monkeys? Why the hell did I write 'monkeys'? Oh... it was 'money[s]'
I wanna go for a walk
Hmm... that looks fun/boring/painful/etc.
Oooohhhh....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 3:00am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have bipolar disorder but its currently pretty well managed. Swings still happen, though. I'll let you know if its not a good time to see me. I like to think "Broken people can get better if they really want to."

I also can have a significant level of social anxiety, so *sometimes* I need to be alone or take a time out during social situations. I can turn into Fluttershy at the drop of a hat.

Drinking, missing my meds, or suddenly having low blood sugar (not diabetic, sometimes I forget to eat) puts my conversational skills in the toilet. Thank you if you do put up with my shit if I keep talking.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You live ***in Saint Paul*** or one of its nearby suburbs. Or will travel *to me.*
2) You want to have an adventure!
3) You're an extrovert and have an easy time holding an *interesting* conversation both verbally and with body language!
4) You're confident.
5) You have a thick skin.
6) You don't always take yourself seriously.
7) You are honest and respectful.
8) You want to talk nerdy to me.
9) You want a *really weird* friend.
10) You are assembling a team of antiheroes to save the universe!
11) You want to do something you've never done before!
12) You are a madman in a blue box.
13) You would run away with a madman in a blue box.
14) You want to do something creative.
15) You actually read my profile!
16) You like big butts and you cannot lie!
(not all specifications need apply!)