Erotic, yet tasteful. Like a gourmet grilled cheese.

I work at a sports network. It's a very noble calling.

I also do freelance film/TV lighting and standup comedy.

I am also a dashing high-society jewel thief.

- fencing
-ballroom dancing
-safecracking
-Maintenance and twirling of pencil moustache
-swinging from chandeliers
-cutting said chandeliers so that they fall upon pursuing footmen

That I have made off with their most precious baubles and heirlooms...and their hearts!

Books: Pynchon, Hemingway, Robbins, Leonard, Borges, Chandler, Gaiman, among others.

Movies: Casablanca, Miller's Crossing, Brazil, Annie Hall, Ghostbusters, Mean Streets, The Royal Tenenbaums, High Fidelity, Children of Men, The Rules of the Game, The Maltese Falcon, The Shining, and far too many others to list here

Music: Chamillionaire and Paul Simon.

TV: Always Sunny, 30 Rock, The Wire, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Justified.

Food: Pizza and Mexican are constantly leap-frogging into first place. I'm also something of a connoisseur when it comes to eggs benedict.

hot sauce
whiskey
the New York Knicks
my leather jacket
Bill Murray
Flux Capacitator

Cam'ron lyrics.

enjoying beer.

Probably the jewel thief thing.

YOU ARE SICK OF LITTLE BOYS AND WANT A REAL MAN!!... or, you know, whatever.