I'm Queer. It's not an option here on OKC. This comic by Erika Moen explains it perfectly: http://www.erikamoen.com/comics-portfolio/queer/ [NSFW]
I have a rather dark and macabre sense of humor that often gets me in trouble. I might be one of the most nerdy people you ever meet. Sometimes I'm out going to metal concerts and headbanging until I give myself whiplash, sometimes I'm sitting down playing games or MTG.
I'm fat. If you don't like it, then move on. I'm just fine with myself most times, I do like to keep healthy. I love to go out adventuring, swimming, and urban exploring.
In the last few months, my hair has been: Brown, black, orange, blonde, peacock green, dark red, and finally now the color I've wanted: A delicious, murky, swamp green. Pictures hopefully soon.
I work. A lot. Sometimes I work OT when it's offered. I need dat money to survive. I work hard for my money. So hard for my money. [Please keep this in mind. For some reason the fact that I work 5 days a week seems to upset some people - ? - so I guess I have to put out there so give a warning ahead of time.]
Want a glimpse into the randomness that is my brain? Take a look into: http://runespeakerinspirations.tumblr.com/ It's my 'holy shit everything random' tumblr. [NSFW]