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27 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:27pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to start off that I am not at all a normal person by any means. I am different, I am weird, and definitely an oddball.

Now before we get any further, if you're thinking about messaging me, at least scroll down to the 'You should message me if...' section and abide by the stuff written there. Thank you.

I'm Queer. If you're note sure what that means, this comic by Erika Moen explains it perfectly: [NSFW]

I have a rather dark and macabre sense of humor that often gets me in trouble. I might be one of the most nerdy people you ever meet. Sometimes I'm out going to metal concerts and headbanging until I give myself whiplash, sometimes I'm sitting down playing games or MTG.

I'm fat. If you don't like it, then move on. I'm just fine with myself most times, I do like to keep healthy. I love to go out adventuring, swimming, and urban exploring.

In the last few months, my hair has been: Brown, black, orange, blonde, peacock green, dark red... the list goes on.

I work.
A lot.
Sometimes I work OT when it's offered. I need dat money to survive.
I work hard for my money. So hard for my money.
[Please keep this in mind. For some reason the fact that I work 5 days a week seems to upset some people - ? - so I guess I have to put out there so give a warning ahead of time.]

In addition to this, that means I have a normal person's sleep schedule and don't plan on changing it. AKA - If you try and text me anytime past around 11PMish I'm most likely not going to be around until I wake up the next day.

Want a glimpse into the randomness that is my brain? Take a look into: It's my 'holy shit everything random' tumblr. [NSFW]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find a better job that doesn't suck what little soul I have left that my current job is so good at. Getting myself healthier as a whole. In general trying to have a more stable footing in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being a good friend. I am that loyal person who will give the shirt off my back to help you if I can.

-Video Games. I've been playing since I can remember.

-Art. I took multiple years of AP art classes and though I don't do paintings like I used to, I can doodle like you wouldn't believe.

-Creative Ideas. Not much explanation is needed.

-Giving 'soul-shattering' glares. [What my friends describe them as]

-Not tolerating bullshit

-Giving 0 fucks

-I've been told by many that I am an A+ gift giver.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They are very large, very blue, and also that I wear really dark eyeliner. In crazy styles.

When my hair is pulled up, my under-shave is visible. [Meaning: Half of my head is shaved]

That I am very much a 'jeans and a t-shirt' kind of gal. [But I rock it] Also everyone comments on my awesome tshirts.

Non-natural colored hair. That changes pretty frequently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Most of the horror classics, older Anne Rice stuff, most of H.P. Lovecraft's stuff, and generally like horror/fantasy/sci-fi. Clive Barker's Imagica hit me in the book-loving feels I haven't felt in years. Oh, and Comic Books are the key to my heart.

Movies: I think this really sort of changes. I ADORE cheesy horror, though.

Shows: I like certain animes, but I'm not stupid about liking anime WAY TOO MUCH. The Walking Dead is good, but the comics are way better. I'm a bit in love with American Horror Story. Portlandia reminds me a lot of Austin and makes me laugh.

Music: It changes too - but, my general favorite genres are: Black/Death/Metal, Dark Wave, Industrial. But I'll listen to anything but new country and probably polka.

Your Every So-Often Media [May be NSFW or really weird. Or both.] :
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Essentials: Air, Water, Food, Human Interaction, Communication, Art.

Frivolous: Books, Friends, Music, Silent Hill, Art, Video Games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paranormal Stuff, boobs, Silent Hill, life, how stupid people can be, boobs, cats, video games, human sexuality, boobs, the intracies of DNS, how sometimes I feel like Linux is going to melt my brain, how come I can't sleep for long periods of time like I used to?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working: Hanging out with friends or playing vidja games. Or playing vidja games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have PCOS [Polycystic Ovary Syndrome].
[It's not REALLY private since I'm one of many trying to raise awareness of it, but still.]

Also, I'm sorta kinda waiting to meet a dude [friend or otherwise] who can convince me that beards are cool. [As long as it's well-trimmed] So far, I haven't had any good experiences with the bearded ones. Except for one bearded lady. She was pretty rad.

I'm such a best friend to said best friend that I buy her sexy underwear for her birthday every year. As a good boy [friend] should.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. think I'm awesome? 8D

If you are 32[ish] years old and UNDER. If you are over 32ish, I'm sorry, but I have no interest.

You liek Mudkips?
[I use this as a general reference to the meme, as well as if you also like Pokemon. This is NOT a request for you to message me to talk about how shitty you think Mudkip is and/or how much cooler a certain Pokemon is over Mudkip or my favorite Pokemon. Why do I even have to write this? Because apparently people think that's some kind of way to try to get someone to like them. Some kind of form of negging? It will also probably cause me to ignore you. I like talking about Pokemon, but I hate rude people.]

You don't just want sex.

If you know how to type/spell. I don't do text talk.

***If you plan on saying something more than just 'Hi' or 'Hello' or 'Sup?' If that's all you send me, I'm probably not going to answer.***

***Also!*** if you send me a message, and I don't answer after a day or so, don't keep messaging me. Just save yourself the trouble and realize that I'm not answering for a reason, not that I didn't receive your message. That is the same with IMing me.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME WANTING A '420/SMOKE BUDDY'. Read my fucking questions and you'll see I can't. Also do not message me if you are a couple looking for a threesome, additional partner, etc.