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27 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:49am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
High school
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Even before getting started; if you're thinking about messaging me, and don't want to read my actual profile: at least scroll down to the 'You should message me if...' section and abide by the stuff written there. Thank you.

I am probably not at all a 'normal' person by most means. I am different, I am weird, and definitely an oddball. So I'm told.

I'm Queer. If you're not sure what that means, this comic by Erika Moen explains it perfectly: [NSFW]

I have a rather dark and macabre sense of humor that has landed me in trouble from time to time. I've been told that I'm pretty goddamned nerdy, but about the most random of subjects. Sometimes I'm out going to metal concerts and headbanging until I give myself whiplash. Sometimes I'm sitting down playing games [video, board, or tabletop alike] or MTG. Sometimes I am dancing the night away acting like some kind of odd swaying tree at a goth club. At all times I am a Pokemon Trainer.

I'm fat. If you don't like it, then move on. Also trying to call me fat in return in a negative way isn't an insult because being fat isn't. I call -myself- fat [as you are now reading]. Also just because I've got the chub doesn't mean I'm not healthy or don't exercise.

I work.
[A lot.]
Sometimes I work OT when it's offered. I need dat money to survive.
I work hard for my money. So hard for my money.
[Please keep this in mind. For some reason the fact that I work 5 days a week seems to upset some people - {?} - so I guess I have to put out there so give a warning ahead of time.]

In addition to this, that means I have a 'normal person's' sleep schedule and don't plan on changing it. AKA - If you try and text me anytime past around 11PMish I'm most likely not going to be around until I wake up the next day.

Want a glimpse into the randomness that is my brain? Take a look into: It's my 'holy shit everything random' tumblr. [Occasionally NSFW]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally got myself an awesome new job and now just trying to shake off the negativity of the one before it. Getting myself healthier as a whole. In general trying to have a more stable footing in life. Wondering with how Austin is getting obnoxiously expensive, if its worth staying here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being a good friend. I am that loyal person who will give the shirt off my back to help you if I can.

-Video Games. I've been playing since I can remember.

-Art. I took multiple years of AP art classes and though I don't do paintings like I used to, I can doodle like you wouldn't believe.

-Creative Ideas. Not much explanation is needed.

-Giving 'soul-shattering' glares. [What my friends describe them as]

-Not tolerating bullshit

-Giving 0 fucks

-I've been told by many that I am an A+ gift giver.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They are very large, very blue, and also that I wear really dark eyeliner. In crazy styles.

When my hair is pulled up, my under-shave is visible. [Meaning: Half of my head is shaved]

That I am very much a 'jeans and a t-shirt' kind of gal. [But I rock it] Also everyone comments on my awesome tshirts.

Having unnatural hair colors that changes a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Primarily horror and scifi. [Or a mixture] Gotta have the basics like Mary Shelly, Bram Stoker, Lovecraft, Crowley, etc etc etc.

I also like Clive Barker, Dan Simmons, Neil Gaiman, Harlan Ellison, Anne Rice.

Some books of note: 'Imajica' by Clive Barker. Fucking amazing. Hit me in the fantasy-loving feels pretty hard. The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. [It's YA, but really freaking good].

Current Reading Material: 'Carrion Comfort' by Dan Simmons.


Movies: This changes a whole lot and fairly frequently.
Some ones that will probably never change though: Jacob's Ladder. Silent Hill [The first one wasn't bad at all, but we're just going to forget the second one happened]. Prince of Egypt. [I don't care if you're religious or not, its so damned good]


Shows: I'm really not a big TV fan tbh. It takes me forever to get into a series, let alone watch through it. I'm behind on most shows I actually DO watch. But ones I like are:

Bates Motel, American Horror Story, X-Files, The Walking Dead [the comics are way better though], Portlandia [reminds me of Austin and cracks me up every time], Twin Peaks. Also random forensics/medical shows. The gorier/more graphic the better.

I do like anime, but I'm super picky about what I like and watch. It's aggravating that it all seems to have the same style/look the same these days.


Music: This changes frequently as well - but, my general favorite genres are: Black/Death/Metal, Dark Wave, Industrial. But I'll listen to anything but new country and probably polka.


Your Every So-Often Media [May be NSFW or really weird. Or both.] :
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Essentials: Air, Water, Food, Human Interaction, Communication, Art.

Frivolous: Books, Friends, Music, Silent Hill, Art, Video Games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paranormal Stuff, Silent Hill, life, how stupid people can be, boobs, cats, video games, human sexuality, the intricacies of DNS, how sometimes I feel like Linux is going to melt my brain, how hypermasculinity is dumb, how come I can't sleep for long periods of time like I used to? Considering moving away from Austin because it's getting hella expensive to try and live here. :C
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working: Hanging out with friends or playing vidja games. Or playing vidja games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I have PCOS [Polycystic Ovary Syndrome].
[It's not REALLY private since I'm one of many trying to raise awareness of it, but still.] Also, for those that do not seem to know much about anatomy, this has nothing to do with the actual vagina. You couldn't believe how many people seem to think that.

-Also, I'm sorta kinda waiting to meet a dude [friend or otherwise] who can convince me that beards are cool. [As long as it's well-trimmed] So far, I haven't had any good experiences with the bearded ones. Except for one bearded lady. She was pretty rad.

-I'm such a best friend to said best friend that I buy her sexy underwear for her birthday every year. As a good boy [friend] should.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. think I'm awesome? 8D

If you are 33[ish] years old and UNDER. If you are over 33[ish], I'm sorry, but I have no interest.

You liek Mudkips?
[I use this as a general reference to the meme, as well as if you also like Pokemon. This is NOT a request for you to message me to talk about how shitty you think Mudkip is and/or how much cooler a certain Pokemon is over Mudkip or my favorite Pokemon. Why do I even have to write this? Because apparently people think that's some kind of way to try to get someone to like them. Some kind of form of negging? It will also probably cause me to ignore you. I like talking about Pokemon, but I hate rude people.]

You know the difference between the members of the Gastly family and don't mix them up. This includes when making comments about their appearances in my pictures.

You don't just want sex.

If you know how to type/spell. I don't do text talk.

***If you plan on saying something more than just 'Hi' or 'Hello' or 'Sup?' If that's all you send me, I'm probably not going to answer.***

***Also!*** if you send me a message, and I don't answer after a day or so, don't keep messaging me. Just save yourself the trouble and realize that I'm not answering for a reason, not that I didn't receive your message. That is the same with IMing me.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME WANTING A '420/SMOKE BUDDY'. Read my fucking questions and you'll see I can't. Also do not message me if you are a couple looking for a threesome, additional partner, an additional girlfriend, etc.