I'm Queer. It's not an option here on OKC. This comic by Erika Moen explains it perfectly: http://www.erikamoen.com/wp-content/gallery/queer/queer1.jpg [NSFW]
I have a rather dark and macabre sense of humor that usually gets me in trouble. I might be one of the most nerdy people you ever meet. If I'm not going to metal concerts and headbanging until I give myself whiplash, I'm sitting down playing games or MTG.
I'm fat. If you don't like it, then move on. I'm just fine with myself most times, I do like to keep healthy. I love to go out adventuring, swimming, and urban exploring.
I work. A lot. Sometimes I work OT when it's offered. I need dat money to survive. I work hard for my money. So hard for my money. [Please keep this in mind. For some reason the fact that I work 5 days a week seems to upset some people - ? - so I guess I have to put out there so give a warning ahead of time.]