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Felis_Fuchsia

31 Ypsilanti, MI Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am in a happy, life-long relationship with Caudata_King but we are non-monogamous. Having a relationship with me does not mean having one with him.

I am over-analytical but easy-going, sarcastic but generally cheerful. I can be verbally aggressive especially when debating topics I care about, but this shouldn't be confused for me not caring about others' opinions.

ENFP, if you care about that sort of thing.

I don't have reliable access to a car at the moment, so it is probably best if you are in Washtenaw county.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I got a BA in English literature and I just finished a Master's in Information Science. I am figuring out which path to take now, which is both exciting and frightening. Hopefully, I'll have a better answer in a few months. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding 4 leaf clovers; I find ~4 a year without trying. The way my brain is wired just makes me well suited for this useless task.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to say something like "My radiant smile, my charming personality and my wry sense of humor," but let's be honest: my hair and my body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I Kill Giants, The Oryx and Crake series by Margaret Atwood. I think The Illustrated Man had a huge impact on a young me.

My favorite move is Snatch. I think it is hilarious and I never get sick of it. Other favorites are Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog , Castaway on the Moon, Run Lola Run and O Brother, Where Art Thou I tend to like things that MovieLens users have tagged 'quirky' and 'smart'. I like movies that grow on me as I think about them later, rather than ones which blast me with an experience which I later realize replaced any meaningful content.

TV Shows I really like/liked:
Futurama,
Parks and Rec
Community
Number one Ladies Detective Agency
Arrested Development
Fringe, season 1 anyways

I am not so passionate about music but my go to favorites are Nine Inch Nails, Placebo, Ani DiFranco and Regina Spektor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate
Rum
Napping
Cheese
Kisses
The stars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meanings and implications of seemingly unimportant things. From word choice, to social categories. Why do we do what we do, and could we trick ourselves into having a better world by changing small things?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the week: trying to get though my ever expanding Netflix queue, catching up with the internet or, preferably, out partying it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the worst celebrity crush on Tim Minchin. I know that the public personas of celebrities are cultivated to appeal to a demographic, but I can't help it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd have fun drinking, dancing, or speculating on the nature of the the world. You want conversation as well as a physical connection.

You are Tim Minchin.

Note: I am comfortable with my body and you should be too. If you indicated in the questions section that you don't find obese people attractive, or that fat people annoy you, I'm going to question your motivation for messaging me.