I work for DPW.
I am in an amazing open relationship with the lovely @flowersofdeceit
I am a gentleman.
I am open and honest.
I like to have intelligent conversations using outdated slang or words I make up.
I've been to Burning Man 9 times, but would be very offended if you called me a hippie. I love it, but my life doesn't revolve around it.
I am a part of Camp NARC - we are famous for "The Travelling Titty-Totter of Terror," listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the Largest See-Saw ever built.
I like to buy presents for people.
I'm a Libra, Scorpio Rising, Cancer Moon and I'm not quite sure if that makes me the best person to be intimate with or the worst. You decide.
Other than that? I dunno, ask me.
- Making people laugh at inappropriate moments.
- Being the person with the least shame.
- Weaving through large crowds.
- Writing songs.
- Pool, Ping Pong, and games in general.
- Making gourmet Mac n' Cheese or Ramen.
- Massages and cuddling.
- Solving the Rubix Cube.
- Slaying zombies.
- Making incomplete sentences.
Some of my Favorite Books:
Still Life with Woodpecker - Tom Robbins (Best book ever!)
Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut
Post Office - Charles Bukowski
A Song of Ice and Fire Series - George RR Martin
VURT - Jeff Noon
Ender's Game (plus his series and the shadow series) - Orson Scott Card
Oryx & Crake - Margaret Atwood
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - Michael Chabon
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series - Douglas Adams
Hardboiled Wonderland & the End of the World - Haruki Murikami
The Ethical Slut - Dossie Easton & Janet Hardy (Life Changing!)
World War Z - Max Brooks
Some of my Favorite Movies:
(I am a movie nut and do not want to spend the next 3 days typing this section)
Filth & Wisdom
Everything is Illuminated
The Big Lebowski
The Shawshank Redemption
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Princess Bride
The Neverending Story
What About Bob?
Wizard People, Dear Reader (If you know about and love this "movie", we will be bestest friends.)
Some of my Favorite Music:
(Just a few off the top of my head...)
Asylum Street Spankers
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
The People (La Gente)
- Anything that moves my hips, feet or soul. I love to dance.
- I really like a lot of the local dj's, I'm friends with quite a few.
- Really though, anything and everything. I rely on my friends for new music and they've done right by me so far. Any suggestions? I'm waiting...
Some of my Favorite Food:
Steak and Potatoes
Anything in dumpling form
Mac & Cheese
Corn Beef and Cabbage
- I am known to be a non-picky bottomless pit, but I adore a savory meal when it comes my way.
#2 - Friends
#3 - The Moon
#4 - Dancing
#5 - Physical Contact
#6 - Whole Milk
Me and my best friend used to be street magicians when we were in high school. We would take the Metro North to Central Park near the children's zoo and do magic shows and make balloon animals. I am rusty at this point, but would still love to be doing magic shows. Shazaam!
I'm from Southwestern Connecticut...Ugh...
Yes, sometimes I'm as strange as I am awesome...
-You're ok with the fact that I smoke cigarettes. (I almost always carry mouthwash or a toothbrush and toothpaste with me...)
Please be aware that I am none of these things and all of these things. Let's see where this day will take me.