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My self-summary
I am queer as fuck.
I work for DPW.
I am in an amazing open relationship with the lovely @flowersofdeceit
I am a gentleman.
I am open and honest.
I like to have intelligent conversations using outdated slang or words I make up.
I've been to Burning Man 9 times, but would be very offended if you called me a hippie. I love it, but my life doesn't revolve around it.
I am a part of Camp NARC - we are famous for "The Travelling Titty-Totter of Terror," listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the Largest See-Saw ever built.
I like to buy presents for people.
I'm a Libra, Scorpio Rising, Cancer Moon and I'm not quite sure if that makes me the best person to be intimate with or the worst. You decide.
Other than that? I dunno, ask me.
What I’m doing with my life
Having entirely too much fun for one person to handle. Anyone care to share?
I’m really good at
- Talking to complete strangers.
- Making people laugh at inappropriate moments.
- Being the person with the least shame.
- Weaving through large crowds.
- Writing songs.
- Pool, Ping Pong, and games in general.
- Making gourmet Mac n' Cheese or Ramen.
- Massages and cuddling.
- Solving the Rubix Cube.
- Slaying zombies.
- Making incomplete sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmmm... Well, you'd probably have to ask them. But... If I was someone that noticed me, I'd probably say, "sweet mustache!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(I will premise that this section will by no means encompass all my favorites. Thanks.)

Some of my Favorite Books:

Still Life with Woodpecker - Tom Robbins (Best book ever!)
Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut
Post Office - Charles Bukowski
A Song of Ice and Fire Series - George RR Martin
VURT - Jeff Noon
Ender's Game (plus his series and the shadow series) - Orson Scott Card
Oryx & Crake - Margaret Atwood
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - Michael Chabon
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series - Douglas Adams
Hardboiled Wonderland & the End of the World - Haruki Murikami
The Ethical Slut - Dossie Easton & Janet Hardy (Life Changing!)
World War Z - Max Brooks

Some of my Favorite Movies:
(I am a movie nut and do not want to spend the next 3 days typing this section)

Gran Torino
Slumdog Millionaire
In Bruges
Filth & Wisdom
Everything is Illuminated
Dark Knight
The Big Lebowski
The Shawshank Redemption
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Princess Bride
The Neverending Story
What About Bob?
Wizard People, Dear Reader (If you know about and love this "movie", we will be bestest friends.)

Some of my Favorite Music:
(Just a few off the top of my head...)

Aphex Twin
The Rapture
Postal Service
Mickey Avalon
Daft Punk
Asylum Street Spankers
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Elliot Smith
Nick Drake
Tenacious D
Brass Tax
The People (La Gente)
Miguel Reyes
- Anything that moves my hips, feet or soul. I love to dance.
- I really like a lot of the local dj's, I'm friends with quite a few.
- Really though, anything and everything. I rely on my friends for new music and they've done right by me so far. Any suggestions? I'm waiting...

Some of my Favorite Food:

Fettuchinni Alfredo
Steak and Potatoes
Shepherd's Pie
Anything in dumpling form
Mac & Cheese
Corn Beef and Cabbage
Ice Cream!
- I am known to be a non-picky bottomless pit, but I adore a savory meal when it comes my way.
The six things I could never do without
#1 - Beer
#2 - Friends
#3 - The Moon
#4 - Dancing
#5 - Physical Contact
#6 - Whole Milk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve friends' and strangers' lives socially. I want to start a business in a few years that will be a social consulting service focused toward young professionals who move to the bay area, helping them realize their full social potential in this area where the possibilities are endless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either going to a fun dance party or trying to not go to a fun dance party. During the latter I can usually be found reading a book or doing something so random that I couldn't begin to describe it in as many characters they allot for this box.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play Dungeon's and Dragons when my friends have time to play. I never played when I was younger; it was something we started doing 3 years ago. I think it's super fun; exercise for the imagination. It's been since July 2010 since I've played, so I'd love to join a game if you know one!

Me and my best friend used to be street magicians when we were in high school. We would take the Metro North to Central Park near the children's zoo and do magic shows and make balloon animals. I am rusty at this point, but would still love to be doing magic shows. Shazaam!

I'm from Southwestern Connecticut...Ugh...

Yes, sometimes I'm as strange as I am awesome...
You should message me if
-You like beards and hats and guys who look good with beards and hats, because they are not going anywhere any time soon.

-You're ok with the fact that I smoke cigarettes. (I almost always carry mouthwash or a toothbrush and toothpaste with me...)

Please be aware that I am none of these things and all of these things. Let's see where this day will take me.