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25 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:34am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have 2 rules: I don't make plans and I don't make breakfast!

And sometimes I diassapear for an extended period of time ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I thought we would have been over this already ...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
killing time,making inappropriate comments and jokes about sensitive subjects, apparently coffee as well. Unintended insults and Shatner's Rocket Man
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the 'stache
Update as of December 13: The moustache is gone ..
nowadays: Headphones,tends to overdress,great posture
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Vonnegut,Kafka,Heller,Burroughs,Kerouac,Bukowski ... and fashion stuff
Magazines: Esquire Dazed Another Vice
movies:Hobo with a shotgun , Tarantino and Kubrick
for a up to date list of artists

shows:, Mad Men, Greys Anatomy, Archer ... HOUSE OF CARDS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Duct-tape ,chewing gum and my swiss army knife - because i've watched every single episode of MacGyver !, and of course laptop ipod camera (plus equipment), Bob Ross!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
antisocial... because fuck people !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a 70s porn soundtrack playlist

Rocky 4 had the best soundtrack of all of them !
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like sitting around in coffee shops ,pretentious discussions about photography and fashion, are gap year-ing for an extended period of time, you are passionate about something and not completely boring

You can agree that Tim Burtons Batman beats Nolans

You have a blog/tumblr/whatever you want me to read or you want to be the 2nd person to follow my tumblr (Update ... i now have 51 followers)

You like facial hair

You want to share your spotify playlists with me...I NEED SPOTIFY BUDDIES !

You have a dog I can take for walks...

You have accepted Bob Ross as our lord and savior

You can talk russian or spanish to me ... I feel like i should speak more languages

you want to swap mixtapes