Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 Long Eaton, UK Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 18, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
28 going on 16 Nerd. I love my job, my apartment, my car and good times. Just missing that puzzle piece.

I think fresh air is better than the air in nightclubs! I'm definitely an "outdoors person" and would love a walking buddy!

There is more to me than that I swear. I tell a good joke I'm told, although I am sarcastic and dry, like good wine or bad cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working mostly. Putting food on the table for one and cooking obscure recipes. Ever had pheasant before? Partridge? Then you haven't lived.

Other than that I'm admiring the countryside. Time to get a dog I think...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheetos, Burritos or Mojitos, whichever you like. I'm also good with DIY, high fives and extra lives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wow, 2 different coloured eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favourites as follows -

Books - Perks of being a wallflower, anything by Bill Bryson, Any of the Timewaster Letter books, and anything published by Blackstones.

Rock music, indie music, bassline and old school hip hop.

And anything funny on TV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone
My Car - it's superfast. And cool.
My days off - I love them
My oven - and hob too I guess
My Viz subscription - I love the sound of it crashing through the letterbox once a month
Fresh air - can you smell that? Me either, great!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next holiday, and when I can get away, as well as what my next car will be...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, occassionally, but usually looking for some old school pub with quiet music and a decent chair. Seriously, I am not an old man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once came third in a national cooking competition but I was so embarrassed I tell no one. It was videoed and put on the Internet...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a hunger for dry humour and adventure!