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FenrirGagootsi

26 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Daniel. I've had this profile for an entire decade. I'm here to meet cool people to go on cool adventures with.

My life's goal is to speak all the languages and to visit all the countries. Next year I'm going to Colombia. You should come with me!
What I’m doing with my life
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All I do all day is play accordion and read books until it's time to go to work.

I work as security at Funky Winkerbean's on Hastings. It's an awesome dive bar that frankly is not anywhere near as scary as it looks, and you should come visit me there and sing karaoke on a weekday, or see the punk and metal shows on weekends.

Eventually I'll stop doing these things and go travelling. When I do, I might not come back to Vancouver.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses are very strong and magnify my eyes so it looks like they are huge. My nickname in high school was Bubbles (as in, Trailer Park Boys Bubbles).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My two favourite books are Watership Down by Richard Adams and the Worm Orobouros by ER Eddison. I have a tattoo on my right arm of the Worm Orobouros, and I have one planned for Watership Down for my left arm. So yes, I'm the kind of person who gets books tattooed on himself. I love reading. While in high school, I once went on a 5-mile jog for a class and read a book the entire time I was running.

I'm less enthusiastic about movies and shows, although if a really good program comes on then I'll watch it. Right now I'm really into Rick and Morty and Doctor Who.

Being a musician (21 years of piano, 7 of accordion) and having played in three bands officially, I have a great appreciation for just about all genres of music. As far as I'm concerned, if a song makes you FEEL something, it's a good song. Happiness, depression, anger, inspiration, these are all things that songs can and should bring out in people. Canned or overly-technical music is a huge turn-off for me and frankly kind of offends me. I hate going to malls because the music they play there starts to make me mad after awhile.

I used to only listen to classical and Irish folk music when I was younger, and then I used to only listen to black metal, and now I only listen to Wu-Tang Clan. My playlists are a mess.

I like food and I can't cook for shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Accordions, books, beer and three other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I'm probably really screwing up my OKCupid match compatibility by answering those personal question things while I'm drunk and in obtuse ways and saying that how my ideal mate would answer almost all of them is "irrelevent."

The match system is weird anyway. I once found the person I hate most in the world on OKCupid (ask me about him!) and we were matched at 93% and I was furious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the only sober person at the bar, telling people they can't take their drinks outside, arguing that yes actually you do need your ID to come inside, breaking up fights, waiting for the bands to finish loading out their gear so I can start drinking.

Bouncer stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a child I used to think that sex was about peeing into a girl's butt, and depending on how long the man peed it would determine how many children they had. And then the children would come out of the mother's belly button.

I still remember the look on my dad's face when I asked him how long he had to pee to have me and my sisters.
You should message me if
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You're a one-eyed old man with a raven on each shoulder and wolves underfoot with some occult wisdom to impart unto me.
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or like, anybody. I've met a lot of cool people of varying sexual preference off this site including lesbians and straight men and some remain friends of mine. This might be a 'dating' site, but I don't care about dating. Let's meet and do cool stuff together! And come to Colombia with me!