FenrirGagootsi
27 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
Hello, I am an egg.
What I’m doing with my life
I am not going to be hatched because I was not fertilized.

I was a silver medal winner in the Sochi Olympics for the egg vaulting competition.

I'm also a freelance hard boiled detective in my spare time, tracking down vicious poachers and smooching bombshell dames.
I’m really good at
being an egg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have eggcellent taste in movies, shows and music.

My favourite food is chicken.
The six things I could never do without
1. My shell
2. Good yolks
3. A skillet
4. My mum <3
5. Albumen (it's a wiggly thing in my yolk it's awesome)
6. Dabs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My deadbeat dad and how he flew the coop on my mother. Fucker crossed the road and we don't know why.
On a typical Friday night I am
smoking.
You should message me if
you're over easy, know'm'sayin'? ;)
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