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27 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Jul 27
6' 2" (1.88m)
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Daniel. I've had this profile for an entire decade. I'm here to meet cool people to go on cool adventures with.

My life's goal is to speak all the languages and to visit all the countries and to get my phone fixed.
What I’m doing with my life
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All I do all day is play accordion and read books until it's time to go to work. After I get home from work, I usually play games with my roommates or write my novel - alcohol is involved in both those scenarios. If I die before this novel is finished, it will be my only real regret in life.

I work as security at Funky Winkerbean's on Hastings. It's an awesome dive bar that frankly is not anywhere near as scary as it looks, and you should come visit me there and sing karaoke on a weekday, or see the punk and metal shows on weekends.

I'm also working towards a career in first response: first aid attendant, EMR, paramedic, etc. Not sure where exactly that'll take me yet.
I’m really good at
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bot lane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My two favourite books are Watership Down by Richard Adams and the Worm Orobouros by ER Eddison. I have a tattoo on my right arm of the Worm Orobouros, and I have one planned for Watership Down for my left arm. So yes, I'm the kind of person who gets books tattooed on himself. I love reading. While in high school, I once went on a 5-mile jog for a class and read a book the entire time I was running.
(I also should note that for some reason I always thought I hated Kurt Vonnegut, despite never having read him. In the last month I've read three novels by him and I don't know what I've been doing with my life so far)

I'm less enthusiastic about movies and shows, although if a really good program comes on then I'll watch it. Right now I'm really into Rick and Morty and Doctor Who.

Being a musician (21 years of piano, 7 of accordion) and having played in three bands officially, I have a great appreciation for just about all genres of music. As far as I'm concerned, if a song makes you FEEL something, it's a good song. Happiness, depression, anger, inspiration, these are all things that songs can and should bring out in people. Canned or overly-technical music is a huge turn-off for me and frankly kind of offends me. I hate going to malls because the music they play there starts to make me mad after awhile.

I used to only listen to classical and Irish folk music when I was younger, and then I used to only listen to black metal, and now I only listen to Wu-Tang Clan. My playlists are a mess.

I like food and I can't cook for shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Accordions, books, beer and three other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I'm probably really screwing up my OKCupid match compatibility by answering those personal question things while I'm drunk and in obtuse ways and saying that how my ideal mate would answer almost all of them is "irrelevent."

The match system is weird anyway. I once found the person I hate most in the world on OKCupid (ask me about him!) and we were matched at 93% and I was furious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the only sober person at the bar, telling people they can't take their drinks outside, arguing that yes actually you do need your ID to come inside, breaking up fights, waiting for the bands to finish loading out their gear so I can start drinking.

Bouncer stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a child I used to think that sex was about peeing into a girl's butt, and depending on how long the man peed it would determine how many children they had. And then the children would come out of the mother's belly button.

I still remember the look on my dad's face when I asked him how long he had to pee to have me and my sisters.
You should message me if
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You're a one-eyed old man with a raven on each shoulder and wolves underfoot with some occult wisdom to impart unto me.
or like, anybody. I've met a lot of cool people of varying sexual preference off this site including lesbians and straight men and some remain friends of mine. This might be a 'dating' site, but I don't care about dating. Let's meet and do cool stuff together!