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34 Alameda, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I follow my heart. Make art, music, food. Find meaning in the details and in the big picture. Third wave feminist. Laugh till I cry on a good day. Milk it. Make YOLO cry.

I may have been called the white girl Beyoncé.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Only things that I love and am passionate about:
I'm a writer and a musician (ukulele, vocals, and the meanest kazoo you've ever heard! The shittiest piano player you've ever heard--seriously, I only use that beast for writing music).
I sing in a band (quirky, campy, theatrical torch songs infused with soul, blues, cabaret, throaty vocals, horns).
I'm a student, studying creative writing, anthropology and gender studies.
I have an overdeveloped sense of wanderlust, and love to travel and try new things. I make stuff, like costumes, paintings, and weird impossible projects that become possible through doing them. Does that make sense? I can explain...
Oh yeah...and I work at a yoga/Pilates studio and work for a cabinet maker.
Basically, I'm doing things that make me a happier, better person so I can change the world when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing in the shower
Laughing (either loudly with my mouth open or quietly with my hands covering my mouth and tears everywhere...usually uncontrollably)
Being the best aunt ever.
Learning new things
Remembering dialog from movies and song lyrics
Inventing breakfast food
Collecting shiny objects
Parallel parking
Forgetting people's names but remembering our conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lips. They're pretty huge.
Green eyes.
Super tall.
Goofy uncontrollable facial expressions that make it impossible for me to fool anyone.
Or if I'm meeting someone after performing... My PIPES!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I really love nonfiction that reads like fiction. Wings of Madness, Sin in the Second City, The Suspicions of Mr. Whicher. And other stuff like Devil in the White City, The Long Ships, Accordion Crimes. Poetry by Rimbaud, Alice Jones, Dorothy Parker.

Movies- Citizen Kane, Airplane!, Some Like It Hot, Strictly Ballroom, Dr. Strangelove, Team America, anything choreographed by Busby Berkeley, the Big Lebowski, Evil Dead 2, American Hot Wax, musicals, Kung Fu Hustle

Shows- The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, TrueBlood, Archer, Robot Chicken, House of Cards, Doctor Who.

Music- Etta James, Bessie Smith, Billie Holiday, Little Walter, Howlin Wolf, Leonard Cohen, the Coasters, Nouvelle Vague, Francoise Hardy, The Four Tops, Willie Nelson, Chuck Berry, Hank Williams, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Jolie Holland, Freddi Price, El Radio Fantastique, Solomon Burke.

Food- cheese, sushi, mangos, beets, bacon, crispy pickles, Vietnamese BBQ pork sandwiches, chicken tortilla soup, anything from New Orleans, soup dumplings, breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook and pen
Ukulele and vocal chords
A Super Comfy Bed
Lip Balm
Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vandalizing Penske trucks to make them into Fenske trucks (I call it, operation Fenske the Penskes).

How to make the world a better place.

What am I going to write about?, how to get through awkward moments gracefully, end of the world mythologies, what to learn next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At band practice, out with my ladies, or at home drinking wine and writing music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly love tom jones.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to treat a lady, are equally happy going on some hair-brained adventure or staying home and hanging out, you love to laugh, have your shit together.

you are anything like my first love, Indiana Jones.

Here's the deal: I'm looking for something extraordinary. A man who knows how to love and support a strong, quirky woman. A hopeful romantic with a wicked sense of humor.

Bonus points if you want to chop wood with your shirt off while I watch. Drool.