I may have been called the white girl Beyoncé.
I'm a writer and a musician (ukulele, vocals, and the meanest kazoo you've ever heard! The shittiest piano player you've ever heard--seriously, I only use that beast for writing music).
I sing in a band (quirky, campy, theatrical torch songs infused with soul, blues, cabaret, throaty vocals, horns).
I'm completing my hours to be a Pilates instructor.
I have an overdeveloped sense of wanderlust, and love to try new things. I make stuff, like costumes, paintings, and weird impossible projects that become possible through doing them. Does that make sense? I can explain...
Basically, I'm doing things that make me a happier, better person so I can change the world when I grow up.
Singing in the shower
Laughing (either loudly with my mouth open or quietly with my hands covering my mouth and tears everywhere...usually uncontrollably)
Being the best aunt ever.
Learning new things
Remembering dialog from movies and song lyrics
Inventing breakfast food
Collecting shiny objects
Forgetting people's names but remembering our conversations.
My giant heart.
Goofy uncontrollable facial expressions that make it impossible for me to fool anyone.
Or if I'm meeting someone after performing... My PIPES!
The last guy I dated noticed my bodacious butt first, and my eyes second, closely followed by my great sense of humor.
Movies- Citizen Kane, Airplane!, Some Like It Hot, Strictly Ballroom, Dr. Strangelove, Team America, anything choreographed by Busby Berkeley, the Big Lebowski, Evil Dead 2, American Hot Wax, musicals, Kung Fu Hustle
Shows- Girls, Scandal, Parks and Rec, Archer, Robot chicken, Doctor Who.
Music- Northern Soul, Etta James, Bessie Smith, Billie Holiday, Little Walter, Howlin Wolf, Leonard Cohen, the Coasters, Nouvelle Vague, Francoise Hardy, The Four Tops, Willie Nelson, Chuck Berry, Hank Williams, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Jolie Holland, Freddi Price, El Radio Fantastique, Solomon Burke.
Food- cheese, sushi, mangos, beets, bacon, crispy pickles, Vietnamese BBQ pork sandwiches, chicken tortilla soup, anything from New Orleans, soup dumplings, breakfast.
Friends and Family
How to be my most authentic self and give the best to every situation.
Vandalizing Penske trucks to make them into Fenske trucks (I call it, operation Fenske the Penskes).
How to make the world a better place.
What am I going to write about?, how to get through awkward moments gracefully, end of the world mythologies, what to learn next.
you are anything like my first love, Indiana Jones.
Here's the deal: I'm looking for something extraordinary. A man who knows how to love a strong, quirky woman. A hopeful romantic with a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you want to chop wood with your shirt off while I watch. Drool.