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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This site is kind of like Adult Pet Finder.

I want to start a hasidic black metal band called Dreidel of Filth.

Me and Kenny Loggins are starting an internet cafe called Kenny Log-Ins.

Naughty by Nurture is my favorite rap group.

I sell second hand lingerie at low-income swap meets. They call me Frederick's of Inglewood.

I used to think indentured servants were slaves with dental plans.

I do stand-up in a pay toilet called "Shits and Giggles".

I'm a regular contributor to Larpers Bazaar.

My favorite sweater wearing black obstetrician/dystopian futurist is Aldous Huxtable.

Would a Pangea Breakfast be 7 times larger than a Continental Breakfast?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just brooglin' some shnoods.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar, asking probing questions, extended metaphors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My striated kegels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Velveteen Rabbit, Homicide, Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters, Cometbus, Love and Rockets comics, The Old Man and the Sea, Death in the Afternoon, The Plague, Slaughterhouse 5, Downtown Owl, Outliers, East of Eden, Journey to the End of the Night, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Bunnicula.

MOVIES: Adaptation, Biloxi Blues, Pulp Fiction, Blue Valentine, City of God, Raging Bull, 40 year old virgin, 360, Adventure Land, This is Spinal Tap, Stranger Than Paradise, Moon, Happiness, Dragonslayer, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic, Blindness, King of Kong, Barton Fink, Buffalo '66, Manhattan, Broadway Danny Rose, Stardust Memories, Sweet and Lowdown, Barry Lyndon, the Wanderers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, 24 Hour Party People.

SHOWS: The Wire, Kids in the Hall, Fishing with John, the Wiggers of Waverly Place.

MUSIC: This will always be my favorite song:

FOOD: Lunchables.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Macbook Pro
Stuff to read
Black Licorice
My Yacht
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1.That in a world full of people only some want to fly. Isn't that Crazy? (I guess I'm just kind of a whimsical guy...)

2. Is it true that short people have no reason to live?

3. Cheetahs and Tigers. Sometimes Italian Greyhounds and Japanese Macaques.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends. Maybe at a party. Maybe lying on my bed playing online chess, grousing about why no friends called me to hang as Pakastani adolescents cyber-bully me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I thoroughly enjoy the song "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit.

Oh yeah, I hate Chimpanzees.
You should message me if
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You enjoy simple pleasures and want to get along and improve the quality of each others lives. Also, I noticed one of the options in the "I'm looking for" section was "Casual sex". I'm only looking for Formal sex or maybe Business Casual sex.

We can be the custodians of each others genius.

You have no malice in your heart.

Also, I want a girl that I can play chess with late at night while we eat food somewhere.