I want to start a hasidic black metal band called Dreidel of Filth.
Me and Kenny Loggins are starting an internet cafe called Kenny Log-Ins.
Naughty by Nurture is my favorite rap group.
I sell second hand lingerie at low-income swap meets. They call me Frederick's of Inglewood.
I used to think indentured servants were slaves with dental plans.
I do stand-up in a pay toilet called "Shits and Giggles".
I'm a regular contributor to Larpers Bazaar.
My favorite sweater wearing black obstetrician/dystopian futurist is Aldous Huxtable.
Would a Pangea Breakfast be 7 times larger than a Continental Breakfast?