Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Although this seems fairly accurate, I don't think it is
completely. I just reactived this and haven't changed anything
Pretty much don't be shy.
I want to watch horror films, sing, dance, draw, and figure out all
the other stuff I want to do.
I'm very close with my family.
Born and raised in Seattle.
I enjoy going out, sort of enjoy being social. I have a general
distaste for most people.
I have a hard time taking life very seriously.
However, I am in the process of figuring out how to consciously
become a more healthy being, body and mind. Whatever that means...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with children, and it's a big part
Of my life.
Down to the one job now I can work on getting back into school.
Ferdinand is also the shit. We do a lot together (he's my main
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carcasonne. I'll kick your butt.
Knowing the right answer but letting people arrive at their own
conclusion in their own time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than my initial awkward silence...? Maybe my
Sometimes it's that I can be awkwardly straight-forwardly curious.
Someone will fuck up an I'll be like "dude, why did you do that?"
And then they get all offended, and I'm like "...wait, what? I
really wanted to know..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mean it's gotta be Ender's game. Finished the Dark Tower series.
I'm open to suggestions. There's been a LOT of Stephen King in my
life for the last year and a half or so.
movies.. The Fifth Element! Funny Games, the Faculty, The Fall,
Walk Hard, Zombieland...
shows... Walking Dead, Dexter, Raising Hope, Life...
Music... Queen, Kings of Leon, Santigold...
Food... Sushi, Jimmy Johns, Thai
And y'know... Others too...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Unfortunately my phone,
hot water... well thats five
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm like: why is everyone on here some sort of computer person (not
a bad thing)?And then: oh wait... I'm on an online dating
My dog, and not really my cat... Where will I be in an hour or in
two days or two years... Going to New Zealand... Being done with
school and going anywhere but Seattle... Why does Katy perry always
get stuck in my head...
Really scary shit when I'm by myself... Seriously I freak myself
out all the time.
Why so many guys on here have pictures of themselves where they
have obviously cropped out some girl... Tacky much?
Am I developing cancer from any of various aspects of my life? Like
my cell phone, microwaves, televisions, cigarettes etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out. Or in. One of those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My one and only life goal is to swim next to a whale. Preferably a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I was a zombie you would shoot me in the head because eff
You wear suspenders.
No really though you can just message me. It will probably be a
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