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29 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:20pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't know what to put here so I had a friend write this for me:
Joseph is an excellent friend. He is the sort of person who you can count on for a good laugh (must understand sarcasm), and also the sort of person who is ready to explain something to you when you don't quite get his well-educated humor. With topics ranging from Pokémon to Darwin, there is never a dull moment over a glass of scotch or cream soda.
Loves dogs, no cats.
Looks AWESOME in a blue button-down shirt, but is most likely wearing a Dr Who t-shirt or his sweet orange Aperture science hoodie.
He is a huge nerd! Loves video and computer games, but is not in so deep that he won't take a moment to clear 3 inches of snow off your car so you don't have to.
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling, work, cartoons, video games, pétanque.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Languages. I can read, write and speak English, French and Spanish (Dual Language MA in Linguistics & Double Major BA in Language and Lit). And video games. I recently Played Duck Tales Remastered, have beaten Portal & Portal 2 (my favorite game of all time) but my favorite games are RTS/TBS (Red Alert, Civilization, LoL & Tropico) and creative games like Minecraft and Little Big Planet 1, 2 & Karting. Least favorite gaming genres: FPS, Sports and Rhythm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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While working at a home improvement store, a woman was once taken aback by my eyes.

I've been asked if I was every ethnicity from Chinese to Filipino. The only people who can recognize that I'm Korean are Koreans, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lately I've been taking advantage of my audible with Isaac Asimov and Philip K. Dick.
Movies: sci-fi and romantic comedy, 아저씨
Television: Black Books, The IT Crowd, The Office (BBC), Sherlock, Coupling, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Bravest Warriors, Powerpuff Girls.
Food: anything, really.
Music: I truly have an eclectic taste in music. Most of the time, I'm content listening to The Beatles; Chicago; Earth, Wind and Fire; Three Dog Night and The Rolling Stones; however, I also love Classical, Jazz, and Pop. Music-wise, i go through phases; currently: Hey Ocean!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my family, my friends, good scotch, good food, something to laugh about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Laws, politics, rights, and ethics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bowling, at karaoke or in resting from the work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of crowds, heights and falling. If I never set foot on another roller coaster in my life, it would be too soon. And if I had to choose a different profession, I'd be a voice actor.
You should message me if
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If you're smart, funny, and you can fake being opinionated on subjects you know nothing about (because that's just fun), if you're a gamer (video games and board games/RPG), or if you recognize that the Geek Squad and Genius Bar are useless.