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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Attention: go to Youtube and play Breezeblocks by alt-J while reading for added enjoyment. That is all, please resume your lurking.

Good news everyone!

You've found my profile! Perhaps you've simply found it again. In which case, lucky you!

That was a Futurama reference, by the way, and if you don't like Futurama then we can't be friends. Same with Game of Thrones. If you haven't seen them, that's ok. But if you actually dislike them, then just move right the fuck on.

I am counting down the minutes until April 12th.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently a student, and a feature editor for a gaming website. I like to lurk on Reddit and watch anime while fighting my insomnia. I enjoy laying in bed and reading for hours on end. And aside from that (plus a few other hobbies) I spend my time on my design work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making this Thai Peanut Saute that's to die for. People ask me for my recipe on the regular. It's that good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice is loud. I get hushed a lot. I did a lot of theatre in high school so it tends to just project.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Between the Buried and Me is my favorite band. I have been listening to a lot of Alt J recently... like on repeat practically. I'm just now finding myself starting to enjoy certain types of hip hop. I like Childish Gambino a lot, and I've been feelin' Kendrick Lamar and Run the Jewels lately. Aside from that I listen to everything except southern rap and country, within reason.

Books: I read a lot. I have a Kindle stocked full of great stuff... and its basically just gathering dust since I've been getting sucked into graphic novels. I love SciFi and Fantasy books too. I am reading Saga right now, and I will be starting the graphic novel Fables soon. Much excite.

Movies and TV: would be a big list, so I'll just rattle a few off. Archer, Futurama, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Dexter, American Horror Story, The Leftovers, Penny Dreadful, Colbert Report, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Last week tonight with John Oliver, etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My roommate

My computer




Sarcasm and Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How depressed Futurama made me when it ended.

Interstellar travel and space. I love space. And science. And geeky shit.

Design, as of late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at some live music, out with friends, with said friends at my house, or going out to bars with the same exact friends, ooooor playing Cards Against Humanity, Superfight, or any other number of games with my doucheba-... friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My kidneys failed 4 years ago, so I am dealing with that...
You should message me if
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Shia LeBouf is coming for you.

But seriously, if I've piqued your interest at all and you want to talk or ask me about anything then do it. I am a niche product.