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Fetchtivus

29 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I am Graig. I enjoy the following:

Sleeping, buying things off the internet, running short distances, travelling, video games, sarcasm, punk and metal, awkward situations, playing guitar badly, growing facial hair, spontaneity, reading stuff, snowboarding, sci-fi, the Oxford comma, breakfast burritos, the Ottawa Senators, and a few other things.

New to Vancouver, currently looking for worthy adversaries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an exploration geologist. My career tends to take me all over Canada for extended periods of time, so I am finding it difficult to meet people during my time off in the city. This could be due to the fact that I have an ongoing love affair with games of the video variety and a penchant for Netflix marathons, but I suppose my borderline-misanthropic tendencies don't do me any favours either.

When I am not working a ridiculous amount of hours in the middle of nowhere, I just like to unwind with friends and have a few beers, go on spontaneous adventures to other countries, play guitar and watch live music, or partake in any of the afore-mentioned couch-related activities. I sometimes go to the gym, but I also sometimes don't. I try to go snowboarding whenever I have time, whenever there is snow, or in most cases a combination of these two criteria.

I like to travel. I like having adventures. I like exploring. I like to go snowboarding in far away places. I like staying up all night. I like cartoons. I like going to shitty little bars and pretending that I'm in Mos Eisley. I like laughing and not taking things too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making macaroni, glue, and paper plate crafts, sleeping in, tomfoolery, carrying rocks, quoting Jim Carrey movies, writing in cursive, being completely honest and transparent, reciting useless facts and knowledge, making people laugh, and infuriating you with sarcastic wit while simultaneously winning you over with endearing charm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Daniel Alfredsson and Andy Samberg's love child.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-fi / Fantasy / Calvin & Hobbes.

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Fifth Element, Bad Santa, Pulp Fiction, Army of Darkness, The Man From Earth, Hot Fuzz, Terminator 2, Falling Down, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Stardust, Office Space, Fight Club, Her, Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, Serenity, Fubar, Brick, Aliens, Dogma, The Prestige, Lost in Translation.

TV: Arrested Development, Firefly, Star Trek, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mighty Boosh, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Metalocalypse, How Not to Live Your Life, Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Adventure Time, 30 Rock, Archer, Community, Louie, QI, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Music: A Wilhelm Scream, Opeth, The Flatliners, Protest the Hero, The Black Dahlia Murder, Strung Out, Katatonia, Deadmau5, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Kvelertak, Propagandhi, Of Monsters and Men, As Tall As Lions, Dethklok, Evergreen Terrace, Motion City Soundtrack, No Trigger, Mad Caddies, Thrice, Nekrogoblikon, Children of Bodom, Alkaline Trio, The Gaslight Anthem, mc chris, The Beards, Gogol Bordello, Alexisonfire, Boys Night Out.

Food is good too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Sleeping
5. Video Games
4. Sarcasm
3. Music
2. Travel
1. Backwards Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career and general life goals, space, science, social interactions, existentialism, and the inconceivable number of decisions that we are faced with on a daily basis, both crucial and otherwise insignificant. But then again, some days I'm just thinking about beer and pornography like any other dude.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favourite thing to eat on a cob is corn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I would really like to get a cat, but first I need to find a nice lady who will take care of it while I'm away. Otherwise, it would probably die.

So, I guess like, message me if you would want to take care of my hypothetical cat.