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30 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello. I am Graig. I enjoy the following:

Sleeping, buying things off the internet, running short distances, travelling, video games, sarcasm, punk and metal, awkward situations, playing guitar badly, growing facial hair, spontaneity, reading stuff, snowboarding, sci-fi, the Oxford comma, breakfast burritos, the Ottawa Senators, and a few other things.

Currently looking for worthy adversaries.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as an exploration geologist. My career tends to take me all over Canada for extended periods of time, so I am finding it difficult to meet people during my time off in the city. This could be due to the fact that I have an ongoing love affair with games of the video variety and a penchant for movie marathons, but I suppose my borderline-misanthropic tendencies don't do me any favours either.

I like to travel. I like having adventures. I like live music. I like exploring. I like to go snowboarding in far away places. I like staying up all night. I like cartoons. I like going to shitty little bars and pretending that I'm in Mos Eisley. I like laughing and not taking things too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making macaroni, glue, and paper plate crafts, sleeping in, tomfoolery, carrying rocks, quoting Jim Carrey movies, writing in cursive, being completely honest and transparent, reciting useless facts and knowledge, making people laugh, and infuriating you with sarcastic wit while simultaneously winning you over with endearing charm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Daniel Alfredsson and Andy Samberg's love child.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sci-fi / Fantasy / Calvin & Hobbes.

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Fifth Element, Bad Santa, Pulp Fiction, Army of Darkness, The Man From Earth, Hot Fuzz, Terminator 2, Falling Down, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Stardust, Office Space, Fight Club, Her, Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, Serenity, Fubar, Brick, Aliens, Dogma, The Prestige, Lost in Translation.

TV: Arrested Development, Firefly, Star Trek, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mighty Boosh, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Metalocalypse, How Not to Live Your Life, Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Adventure Time, 30 Rock, Archer, Community, Louie, QI, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Music: A Wilhelm Scream, Opeth, The Flatliners, Protest the Hero, The Black Dahlia Murder, Strung Out, Katatonia, Deadmau5, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Kvelertak, Propagandhi, Of Monsters and Men, As Tall As Lions, Dethklok, Evergreen Terrace, Motion City Soundtrack, No Trigger, Mad Caddies, Thrice, Nekrogoblikon, Children of Bodom, Alkaline Trio, The Gaslight Anthem, mc chris, The Beards, Gogol Bordello, Alexisonfire, Boys Night Out.

Food is good too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Sleeping
5. Video Games
4. Sarcasm
3. Music
2. Travel
1. Backwards Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career and general life goals, space, science, social interactions, existentialism, and the inconceivable number of decisions that we are faced with on a daily basis, both crucial and otherwise insignificant. But then again, some days I'm just thinking about beer and pornography like any other dude.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes at the gym, but also sometimes not. I would refer you to my shirtless Instagram feed for proof, except I don't have one because I'm not lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I listen to 80's pop classics and watch romantic comedies unironically. I also have to look up the definition of irony on a regular basis to make sure I'm using it correctly. How ironic.
You should message me if
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You don't tweet, you're rad, or if the first time you heard the words "Ariana Grande," you thought it was some kind of burrito or a nacho platter.