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34 Sterling, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:02pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Let's get all of the cliches out of the way first. I hate laughing, and I take short walks on the beach. I like being places, but I hate traveling.

I like to take things apart and see how they work, then put them back together again (what are these extra pieces for? Oh well, I'm sure they're not important...). That's probably why I love software so much. Thousands of pieces of code, each with their function, all working together in harmony... until something breaks, anyway. Then I have to figure out what's wrong and fix it.

I like to explore. New places, new experiences, new people, whatever. Museums, outdoorsy stuff -- they all offer new things to do. I master things easily though, so I tend to get bored quickly.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been in the DC area for about 4 years. Recently I took the plunge and bought a house in Sterling. I built a car-sized computer controlled router in the garage that I call the Giant Death Robot, and now I'm trying to start a business with it.

I try to run regularly to stay in shape. I've been known to go hiking. I'm also not afraid to throw down in the video game of your choice, though I don't have as much time to play as I used to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I put some effort into. I have a pretty uncanny ability to go from zero knowledge about something to journeyman level. My parents were right -- I really can be anything I want to be! Unfortunately, I still can't be everything I want to be. As soon as I get a time machine (and immortality) I'll finally accomplish my dream of being a scientist/engineer/artist/lover/fighter/mage/thief/cleric. Piece of cake.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People keep telling me "You seem like a smart guy" after talking to me for about 5 minutes. This is true, but I never expect people to notice it so quickly.

Also, people tell me I'm very laid back. But you just read about my desire to master everything, so that's not really true. It's probably more accurate to say that I'm very tolerant of others.

Sometimes I also hear "Wow, you're funny". But they might just be saying that as part of a vast worldwide conspiracy to get me to tell my awful jokes to everyone, and I'm too dumb to notice! Those bastards! Or maybe not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is one of the sections I never read in girls' profiles -- too bland and formulaic. Thus, this section is now about pie.

Can you make a mean pumpkin or key lime pie? Please move to the front of the line! You can shove some of the other women out of the way if you have to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Interwebs, warm chocolate chip cookies, Parenthesis (no, really), my awesome G1 Android phone (now my ancient G1 phone), and spam email... ok, maybe not spam.

Fortunately, I *can* survive without food, water, oxygen, friends, family, and sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately I've been designing things to make on my CNC router and Mostly signs and decorations for now, but I've also been sketching designs for furniture as well. Eventually, I plan to parley my furniture-making skills into world domination. Like IKEA with lasers!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every Friday night -- try to take over the world! Accepting applications in advance for cabinet positions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been told my gumbo is so good, I could open a restaurant in LA and make a fortune. Tempting!
You should message me if
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You want to have an awesome time with a great guy!