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FforFake

29 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you."

At this point I'm effectively nocturnal

I'm unable to force a smile on command. If it's not organic I just end up looking like I'm being snide or about to have a stroke.

I can't decide if I'd rather join a cult or found one.

My Meyers-Briggs type is DERP

I don't spend much mental energy on hating organized sports, but truth be told, I'd be hard-pressed to care if your favorite team fell into a well.

I feel much more comfortable with people who can't handle crowds than people who can't handle being in their own heads for an hour.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to school to finish my BA after a lapse of enrollment. I'm finally (finally) going to be graduating at the end of the year.
UPDATE: DONE

I've been working at my favorite bookstore in the city for a few years now. I'm the comics/magazine guy.
UPDATE: and now a closing manager. movin' on up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes
I know my SF Public Library card number by heart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strangers either compliment my speaking voice or ask stupid questions about my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Nathanael West, Camus, David Mitchell, "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay", "Dubliners", "Dune", "Zuckerman Unbound", "Cat's Cradle", "After the Quake", "The Invisible Man", "A Streetcar Named Desire", "Neuromancer", "War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning"

Comics: Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Osamu Tezuka, Adrian Tomine, Chris Ware, Neil Gaiman, Yoshihiro Tastumi, Katsuhiro Otomo, Johnny Ryan, Geoff Johns, Greg Rucka, Scott Snyder, "Understanding Comics", "Box Office Poison", "Asterios Polyp", anything featuring Animal Man or Swamp Thing

Movies: Rushmore, Punch-Drunk Love, Ikiru, F for Fake, The Squid and the Whale, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Akira, There Will Be Blood, Taxi Driver, Adaptation, Death to the Tinman, In the Mood for Love, Talk to Her, Magnolia, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Social Network, M, Ugetsu, Grizzly Man, A Serious Man, Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo, Phenomena (the Argento one), House (1977), Mulholland Drive

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Talk Talk, Songs: Ohia, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Burial, Om, Will Oldham, Forest Swords, Shearwater, Tim Hecker, Utada Hikaru, Pallbearer, Descendents, Janelle Monáe, Barn Owl, Liturgy, Alcest, How to Dress Well, Wolves in the Throne Room

TV: Breaking Bad & Game of Thrones (Hurr). Death Note, Girls, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Wonder Showzen, 30 Rock, Judge Judy, Broad City

Food: Pseudo-halal, i.e.: no pork or booze (I like talking about my not drinking with people I've just met about as much as I like talking about my beard: not much).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Books
Rags & old iron
Some fourth thing
A pervasive feeling of impending disaster
No27s
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"FUCK! Why do I keep leaving the house!?"

Throughout the day, I find myself wishing I was swinging a bat or hammer. I have no idea why this is.

How in the hell I'm going to meld my non-congruent interests into something that's neither self-indulgent nor batshit crazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working & rarely missing anything I'm interested in.
UPDATE: I'm finally going to be getting Fridays and Saturdays off soon. This hasn't been the case since M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" was being played ad nauseum and I'm curious as to how I'll acclimate. I'm picturing feral-child-dragged-back-to-civilization.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I skipped your profile if you liked "The Big Bang Theory"

Any time I have an unusual uptick in visitors to my profile I get concerned that I've been featured on a "Worst of OKCupid" blog.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to see which one of us is more disappointing in real life.
-You want to have a Staycation where we swap our prescriptions and try to guess how long it'll take before we need to call 911 (if there's a tie, whichever one of us predicts whether we'll need police, fire or medical wins)
-You'll share the OKC messages you've received that are worse than the ones I've sent you.
-You can handle a strong black woman.
-You are enough of a real adult to recognize that all music festivals completely suck ass
-You will watch stupid cult/arthouse movies with me.
-NEW FOR 2014: You are Ilana Glazer

*You should NOT message me if*
-You're un-ironically holding a martini glass up to the camera like a Price is Right model in a significant number of your photos.