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30 San Francisco, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:58pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly halal
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you."

At this point I'm effectively nocturnal

I'm unable to force a smile on command. If it's not organic I just end up looking like I'm being snide or about to have a stroke.

I can't decide if I'd rather join a cult or found one.

My Meyers-Briggs type is DERP

I don't spend much mental energy on hating organized sports, but truth be told, I'd be hard-pressed to care if your favorite team fell into a well.

I feel much more comfortable with people who can't handle crowds than people who can't handle being in their own heads for an hour.

Making fun of "Men's Rights" crybabies is almost akin to cheating when you're proving you're not a complete douchebag, but I just found this and loved it:

No, my account didn't get hacked.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working at my favorite bookstore in the city for several years now. I'm the comics & magazine guy/closing supervisor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strangers either compliment my speaking voice or ask stupid questions about my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Nathanael West, Camus, David Mitchell, "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay", "Dubliners", "Dune", "Zuckerman Unbound", "Cat's Cradle", "After the Quake", "The Invisible Man", "A Streetcar Named Desire", "Neuromancer", "War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning"

Comics: Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Osamu Tezuka, Adrian Tomine, Chris Ware, Neil Gaiman, Yoshihiro Tastumi, Katsuhiro Otomo, Johnny Ryan, Geoff Johns, Greg Rucka, Scott Snyder, "Understanding Comics", "Box Office Poison", "Asterios Polyp", anything featuring Animal Man or Swamp Thing

I love video games. You don't have to. If you do, great and I'd love to talk about them, but it's really low-priority on my list of desirable traits.
ADDENDUM: I don't like jockey, military-glorifying games, I think eSports are silly, and I get genuinely excited when I encounter anything that earnestly flouts the rampant misogyny and heteronormativity in video game culture.

Movies: Rushmore, Punch-Drunk Love, Ikiru, F for Fake, The Squid and the Whale, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Akira, There Will Be Blood, Taxi Driver, Adaptation, Death to the Tinman, In the Mood for Love, Talk to Her, Magnolia, The Social Network, M, Ugetsu, Grizzly Man, A Serious Man, Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo, Phenomena (the Argento one), House (1977), Mulholland Drive

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Talk Talk, Songs: Ohia, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Burial, Om, Will Oldham, Forest Swords, Shearwater, Tim Hecker, Utada Hikaru, Pallbearer, Descendents, Janelle Monáe, Barn Owl, Liturgy, Alcest, How to Dress Well, Wolves in the Throne Room, SABBATH, YOU FUCKS

TV: Death Note, Girls, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Wonder Showzen, 30 Rock, Judge Judy, Broad City

Food: Pseudo-halal, i.e.: no pork or booze (I like talking about my not drinking with people I've just met about as much as I like talking about my beard: not much).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rags & old iron
Some fourth thing
A pervasive feeling of impending disaster
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"FUCK! Why do I keep leaving the house!?"

Throughout the day, I find myself wishing I was swinging a bat or hammer. I have no idea why this is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just as comfortable in the club as I am staying in and furiously masturbating to Videodrome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I skipped your profile if you liked "The Big Bang Theory"

Any time I have an unusual uptick in visitors to my profile I get concerned that I've been featured on a "Worst of OKCupid" blog.

Here's the real deep, dark one: despite my irreverence and cynicism, I'd really just like to find someone I could have something stable with.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to see which one of us is more disappointing in real life.
-You'll share the OKC messages you've received that are worse than the ones I've sent you.
-You can handle a strong black woman.
-You are enough of a real adult to recognize that all music festivals completely suck ass
-You are interested in participating in some decidedly WASP-y sports (I've had an unusual uptick in interest in re-familiarizing myself with tennis, golf and/or fishing. I'm not joking.)

*You should NOT message me if*
- you're rude to people who work in the service industry.