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29 • San Francisco, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Mostly halal
- Not at all
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
At this point I'm effectively nocturnal
I'm unable to force a smile on command. If it's not organic I just end up looking like I'm being snide or about to have a stroke.
I can't decide if I'd rather join a cult or found one.
My Meyers-Briggs type is DERP
I don't spend much mental energy on hating organized sports, but truth be told, I'd be hard-pressed to care if your favorite team fell into a well.
I feel much more comfortable with people who can't handle crowds than people who can't handle being in their own heads for an hour.
Making fun of "Men's Rights" crybabies is almost akin to cheating when you're proving you're not a complete douchebag, but I just found this and loved it:
No, my account didn't get hacked.
Comics: Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Osamu Tezuka, Adrian Tomine, Chris Ware, Neil Gaiman, Yoshihiro Tastumi, Katsuhiro Otomo, Johnny Ryan, Geoff Johns, Greg Rucka, Scott Snyder, "Understanding Comics", "Box Office Poison", "Asterios Polyp", anything featuring Animal Man or Swamp Thing
I love video games. You don't have to. If you do, great and I'd love to talk about them, but it's really low-priority on my list of desirable traits.
ADDENDUM: I don't like jockey, military-glorifying games, I think eSports are silly, and I get genuinely excited when I encounter anything that earnestly flouts the rampant misogyny and heteronormativity in video game culture.
Movies: Rushmore, Punch-Drunk Love, Ikiru, F for Fake, The Squid and the Whale, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Akira, There Will Be Blood, Taxi Driver, Adaptation, Death to the Tinman, In the Mood for Love, Talk to Her, Magnolia, The Social Network, M, Ugetsu, Grizzly Man, A Serious Man, Beetle Queen Conquers Tokyo, Phenomena (the Argento one), House (1977), Mulholland Drive
Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Talk Talk, Songs: Ohia, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Burial, Om, Will Oldham, Forest Swords, Shearwater, Tim Hecker, Utada Hikaru, Pallbearer, Descendents, Janelle Monáe, Barn Owl, Liturgy, Alcest, How to Dress Well, Wolves in the Throne Room, SABBATH, YOU FUCKS
TV: Death Note, Girls, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Wonder Showzen, 30 Rock, Judge Judy, Broad City
Food: Pseudo-halal, i.e.: no pork or booze (I like talking about my not drinking with people I've just met about as much as I like talking about my beard: not much).
Rags & old iron
Some fourth thing
A pervasive feeling of impending disaster
Throughout the day, I find myself wishing I was swinging a bat or hammer. I have no idea why this is.
Any time I have an unusual uptick in visitors to my profile I get concerned that I've been featured on a "Worst of OKCupid" blog.
Here's the real deep, dark one: despite my irreverence and cynicism, I'd really just like to find someone I could have something stable with.
-You'll share the OKC messages you've received that are worse than the ones I've sent you.
-You can handle a strong black woman.
-You are enough of a real adult to recognize that all music festivals completely suck ass
*You should NOT message me if*
- you're rude to people who work in the service industry.
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