I am independent, irreverent, and charismatic
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28 / F / Straight / Available
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 11:00am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Leo and it matters a lot
- Graduated from college/university
- Medicine / Health
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
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I am independent, irreverent, and charismatic
I'm generally the life of the party in the sense that I'm surrounded by people and I love to make people laugh and push the envelope, but I'm not the get wasted and rowdy type. My sense of humor tends to be outrageous or risque but in a deadpan/dry tone and I don't take myself so seriously that I can't have a good laugh at my own expense. I'm very sarcastic but I temper it quite a bit because I can't stand it when people put other people down or hurt feelings to get a laugh. If everyone but the person you're "targeting" is laughing then you're doing it wrong.
I'm unique (just like everyone else) because I'm sort of a hybrid of girly girl and one of the guys. As much as I love makeup (and my God I do love playing with makeup) and fashion and running around with my girls I also love hanging out with my guy friends and telling dirty jokes and just being comfortable in jeans and a tshirt and (gasp) no makeup with my hair pulled back and tucked up under my Guiness hat.
I smoke (and don't plan on quitting soon), I very rarely drink (don't care for the taste of alcohol or the sensation of being drunk), I swear like a trucker, and I have an exquisitely dirty mind. I'm also one of those rare people that actually like my life and who I am. When considering potential matches, humor is the one main trait that catches my eye. If a guy can make me laugh he has my attention every time.
I'm very live-and-let-live, which is why I've aquired the strange group of friends I have, and why I get into the interesting adventures I so often find myself amidst.
When it comes to books I would love to be able to say I've read a lot of really great literature but alas I have not. While I am "Cliffs Notes" well read and I have a working knowledge of the basic plot and significance of a vast array of literature I haven't read many of them in their entirety as I get bored and wander off distracted fairly easily. What I do read is generally escapist. For me the best books are the ones you can lose yourself in for awhile. My favorite of all time is "Shield of Three Lions" by Pamela Kaufman, who also writes the most amazing historical fiction about the Plantagenets. I also love "Angela's Ashes," pretty much anything by Steven King, Patricia Cornwell, and Bentley Little. Most of the other stuff I read is true crime, magazines, and trashy romance novels.
I am a total movie nerd. My friends and I get together regularly and watch an odd mix of "films no one has seen" (Wristcutters: A Love Story, Sliding Doors, A Dirty Shame, Antichrist); low budget and indie horror (Teeth, Black Sheep, Zombie Bikers from Detroit, anything by Troma); and bizarre documentaries about porn, serial killers, strippers, and hookers. We're an amusing bunch.
Lately I've been listening to The Decemberists (specifically Picaresque and The Hazards of Love albums) and Lana del Rey almost exclusively but I tend to phase through different genres according to my mood or the season or who I'm spending the most time with. I'm willing to give anything a listen because if I had skipped over everything I thought I wouldn't like then I'd have missed out on a huge number of artists and songs that later became favorites. I generally wind up back with the same old favorites time after time. Counting Crows, Everclear, The Eagles, and Elton John always re-emerge eventually. If I'm feeling laid back I go for acoustic-y stuff like the Elizabethtown soundtrack with lots of Ryan Adams, Tom Petty, James Taylor, Shawn Colvin, Patty Griffin, and such. I have a kickass cover of "Leavin on a Jetplane" by Bjork and an even more kickass cover of "Dead Flowers" by The Cowboy Junkies that fit into that one. As far as hyped up or energetic I dig Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Lady Gaga, and an embarassing assortment of late 90s early 00s pop music. There's also a ton of others that could take up several pages but that's just self-indulgent.
My car- gets me where I need to go, allows for a much needed bit of freedom.
Mascara- because... it's just pretty.
Coffee- a phone jockey's best friend.
My cell phone- because I am so intrinsically important to the fabric of life remaining unrent, it is crucial that I be accessable at all times in case one of my friends gets a hangnail or something.
*At this point the whole thing has devolved into me being unable to decide on a sixth. I thought cd's but they're in my car so that kinda counts under that one. I was thinking along 420 lines but that's really not a "never do without" thing. So I guess those five things are all I need, or are at least the head of a massive tie of things.
- Straight guys only
- Ages 30–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
You love making girls laugh.
You've seen the show Coupling.
You think Evan Stone is awesome in a really creepy way.
Any of this has piqued your curiosity.