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29 • Campbellsville, KY • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 30–50
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Yesterday – 9:08pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Leo, and it matters a lot
- Graduated from university
- Less than $20,000
- Seeing Someone
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
I work in a call center that does medical billing and customer service for a massive physician's group in Chicago but fortunately for me and for them I don't directly deal with patients. I'm more of a spreadsheet guru, technical troubleshooter, and one woman crisis management team from 9am-6pm. I deeply miss my graveyard shift. I'm a hardcore night-owl and making myself settle down and go to sleep before 4am or so is much like putting an unwilling toddler to bed.
I've got a small group of close-knit friends and a lot of aquaintances. I love to make people laugh and push the envelope, but I'm not the get wasted and rowdy type. My sense of humor tends to be outrageous or risque but in a deadpan/dry tone and I don't take myself so seriously that I can't have a good laugh at my own expense. I'm very sarcastic but I temper it quite a bit because I can't stand it when people put other people down or hurt feelings to get a laugh. If everyone but the person you're "targeting" is laughing then you're doing it wrong.
I'm not even slightly religious and stringent Christianity squicks me right out. If you're looking for a traditional, god-fearing woman I am not her. I do consider myself spiritual but as far as labeling it I guess I'm closer to pagan and\or agnostic. I read tarot, try to treat plants and animals with respect, and eat organic whenever possible. If that qualifies as a religion then I'm that.
I smoke (and don't plan on quitting soon), I don't drink often but I can drink you under the table when I do, I swear like a trucker, and I have an exquisitely dirty mind. I'm also one of those rare people that actually like my life and who I am. When considering potential new friends and associates humor is the one main trait that catches my eye. If a guy can make me laugh he has my attention every time.
I have not owned a television or had regular access to cable for years. I watch everything online, some legally and some not. As far as popular shows I love Scandal, HTGAWM, Grey's Anatomy (Shonda Rhimes is my hero,) Downton Abbey, Archer, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, and perhaps most of all RuPaul's Drag Race. I also watch old episodes of Deadwood, Coupling, Dexter (first five seasons only please,) Boondocks and Venture Bros and all of the BBC documentaries Youtube has to offer.
When it comes to books I would love to be able to say I've read a lot of really great literature but alas I have not. While I am "Cliffs Notes" well read and I have a working knowledge of the basic plot and significance of a vast array of literature I haven't read many of them in their entirety as I get bored and wander off distracted fairly easily. What I do read is generally escapist. For me the best books are the ones you can lose yourself in for awhile. My favorite of all time is "Shield of Three Lions" trilogy and "The Book of Eleanor" by Pamela Kaufman, who writes the most amazing historical fiction about the Plantagenets. I also love "Angela's Ashes," pretty much anything by Steven King, Patricia Cornwell, and Bentley Little. Most of the other stuff I read is true crime, magazines, and whatever's on Cracked.com.
I am a total movie nerd, though I don't have the time to keep as current as I once did. My favorites are an odd mix of "films no one has seen" (Wristcutters: A Love Story, Sliding Doors, A Dirty Shame, Antichrist, Bad Biology); low budget and indie horror (Teeth, Black Sheep, Zombie Bikers from Detroit, anything by Troma or Dimension Extreme); and bizarre documentaries about porn, serial killers, strippers, and hookers.
-My laptop- more than half full of music, also an obscene amount of pictures and games. If I'm without it for long I experience withdrawal symptoms.
-Cold Cream- it's awesome stuff in any situation
- Coco Puff- she's a shihtzu and she has superpowers. A life without dogs is not one worth living.
- Music- maybe this should have been lumped in with my laptop but it's kind of a big deal.
- Other things- I couldn't decide between fresh ginger and my family
You love making girls laugh.
You've seen the show Coupling.
You think Evan Stone is awesome in a really creepy way.
You don't hunt. Sorry, I know it's necessary for the health of the herd but people who kill animals for pleasure are a shade too close to sociopaths for my taste.
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