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29 Campbellsville, KY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My old man is a tough man but
He's got a soul as sweet as blood red jam
And he shows me, he knows me
Every inch of my tar black soul.
He doesn't mind I have a flat broke down life,
In fact he says he thinks it's why he might like about me,
Admires me, the way I roll like a Rolling Stone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in a committed relationship. I'm not looking for a boyfriend, a dirty little secret, or a fuck buddy.
I work in a call center that does medical billing and customer service for a massive physician's group in Chicago but fortunately for me and for them I don't directly deal with patients. I'm more of a spreadsheet guru, technical troubleshooter, and one woman crisis management team from 9am-6pm. I deeply miss my graveyard shift. I'm a hardcore night-owl and making myself settle down and go to sleep before 4am or so is much like putting an unwilling toddler to bed.
I've got a small group of close-knit friends and a lot of aquaintances. I love to make people laugh and push the envelope, but I'm not the get wasted and rowdy type. My sense of humor tends to be outrageous or risque but in a deadpan/dry tone and I don't take myself so seriously that I can't have a good laugh at my own expense. I'm very sarcastic but I temper it quite a bit because I can't stand it when people put other people down or hurt feelings to get a laugh. If everyone but the person you're "targeting" is laughing then you're doing it wrong.
I'm not even slightly religious and stringent Christianity squicks me right out. If you're looking for a traditional, god-fearing woman I am not her. I do consider myself spiritual but as far as labeling it I guess I'm closer to pagan and\or agnostic. I read tarot, try to treat plants and animals with respect, and eat organic whenever possible. If that qualifies as a religion then I'm that.
I smoke (and don't plan on quitting soon), I don't drink often but I can drink you under the table when I do, I swear like a trucker, and I have an exquisitely dirty mind. I'm also one of those rare people that actually like my life and who I am. When considering potential new friends and associates humor is the one main trait that catches my eye. If a guy can make me laugh he has my attention every time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a singer, a writer, and a dimestore philosopher. I'm very good at making people feel better about things they probably shouldn't feel better about and just generally making people feel comfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very blunt and honest, which can come across as harsh or overconfident to the point of arrogance but I'm possibly the most awkward person who has ever lived and I'm usually just not that good at playing games or kissing ass. People I don't know very well, even people with whom I've worked in the same building for years, tend to think I'm either really strange or an outright bitch because I have trouble acting normal when I'm nervous, especially when it comes to speaking to people or making eye contact. Once I know someone well enough to feel comfortable I have no filter and no topic is off limits, at that point my encyclopedic knowledge of porn, sexual deviance, and dirty things in general is on full display. For some reason, despite this, people generally like me. Not sure what that's all about but it seems to work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do not own a television (except a gutted one I use as a coffee table) and have not for the last three years or so. I watch everything online, some legally and some not. I love RuPaul's Drag Race (I should have been born a drag queen,) Archer, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Project Runway, Dexter, Deadwood, Rome, and The Venture Brothers (I know the last few are cancelled but I rewatch from time to time.) . I also watch a lot of documentaries on youtube, the topics change from week to week (most often some variation of history or forensics/true crime) because I basically descend on my chosen subject like a locust and burn through every available piece of information and then move on to the next.
When it comes to books I would love to be able to say I've read a lot of really great literature but alas I have not. While I am "Cliffs Notes" well read and I have a working knowledge of the basic plot and significance of a vast array of literature I haven't read many of them in their entirety as I get bored and wander off distracted fairly easily. What I do read is generally escapist. For me the best books are the ones you can lose yourself in for awhile. My favorite of all time is "Shield of Three Lions" trilogy and "The Book of Eleanor" by Pamela Kaufman, who writes the most amazing historical fiction about the Plantagenets. I also love "Angela's Ashes," pretty much anything by Steven King, Patricia Cornwell, and Bentley Little. Most of the other stuff I read is true crime, magazines, and whatever's on
I am a total movie nerd, though I don't have the time to keep as current as I once did. My favorites are an odd mix of "films no one has seen" (Wristcutters: A Love Story, Sliding Doors, A Dirty Shame, Antichrist, Bad Biology); low budget and indie horror (Teeth, Black Sheep, Zombie Bikers from Detroit, anything by Troma or Dimension Extreme); and bizarre documentaries about porn, serial killers, strippers, and hookers. My friends and I are an amusing bunch that way.
Lately I've been listening to The Decemberists, Lana del Rey, The Yellow Blankets, and Counting Crows. I also enjoy Lil Wayne and various embarrassing late '90s/early 00's artists I liked in high school, but I tend to phase through different genres according to my mood or the season or who I'm spending the most time with. I'm willing to give anything a listen because if I had skipped over everything I thought I wouldn't like then I'd have missed out on a huge number of artists and songs that later became favorites. I generally wind up back with the same old favorites time after time. Counting Crows, Everclear, The Eagles, and Elton John always re-emerge eventually. If I'm feeling laid back I go for acoustic-y stuff like the Elizabethtown soundtrack with lots of Ryan Adams, Tom Petty, James Taylor, Shawn Colvin, Patty Griffin, and such. I have a kickass cover of "Leavin on a Jetplane" by Bjork and an even more kickass cover of "Dead Flowers" by The Cowboy Junkies that fit into that one. As far as hyped up or energetic I dig Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Lady Gaga, and an assortment of obscene rap music (check out Jackie O's "Pussy Real Good," Erika Kayne's "She Said," or Coco Brown's "Make It Nut" for examples.) There's also a ton of others that could take up several pages but that's just self-indulgent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop- so much music plus all the photos and the Sims. I don't always play computer games, but when I do I play The Sims.
Coffee- the only thing that keeps me from murdering bystanders before noon.
My cell phone- because I am so intrinsically important to the fabric of life remaining unrent, it is crucial that I be accessable at all times in case one of my friends gets a hangnail or something.
I would say my car, but I've had two break down on me since October so I've gotten pretty good at doing without.
Ginger Ale- I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Smokes- this means both cigarettes and green, I smoke both regularly and have no intention to quit anytime soon.
Friends/Family- obviously this is a throwaway answer, like saying air or water or somesuch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next. I have a degree that I'm not currently using and this town is just a little small for my taste, so within the next couple years I see myself making some career and location changes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting out of work about 6pm and heading home to hang out with my boyfriend, who also happens to be my best friend. And usually between the getting off work and the sex, he buys dinner. It's the best of all possible worlds, really. I consider our weekends sacred and with very few exceptions I'm off the grid from Friday night to Sunday afternoon/evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Scottish, Irish and British accents drive me toe-curling insane. It's a weakness.
You should message me if
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You think you could get a word in edgewise.
You love making girls laugh.
You've seen the show Coupling.
You think Evan Stone is awesome in a really creepy way.
You don't hunt. Sorry, I know it's necessary for the health of the herd but people who kill animals for pleasure are a shade too close to sociopaths for my taste.
Any of this has piqued your curiosity.