The men just don't get it;cos e women don't bother to explain it.
Education is the key to life;what if someone changed e lock to e door?
Time may heal e wounds;can it heal e scars?
Life is like a box of chocolates;what if i was a diabetic?
Love is eternal;life isn't...so whats e point?
If your brain was an equation, would it be balanced?
Drugs get you high;what if u were scared of heights?
Newton gave us e laws of motion;how different would e world be if a coconut fell on his sorry head instead of an apple?(Id be happy,physics b a lot simpler)
IF I ever got my hands on tt Bell curve guy....
Beauty is skin deep- most pple are screwed up from e inside as well..
Globalization liberates; so why do we feel more constrained than before?
An apple a day keeps e doctor away;what i want to know is what gets e hot nurses' attention!
Everything begins with a question and ends with one as well;the answer is simply a by-product.
And my favorite one about life:
Life is like a cocktail... u gota get e mixture just right to enjoy it... but have too much of it and u end up with a hangover! One hangover too many and u end up in Alcoholics Anonymous.Stick around too long in AA and u check into rehab. Work your ass of and get out of rehab...and celebrate your success with a cocktail... darn...back where you started huh?
Life is like a cocktail.... =)