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Fictionated

24 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As I find myself again in familiar places, I get the feeling that the world is so much more than days spent comfortably reminiscing. Seattle grows smaller in proportion to my familiarity with it, but it likes to remind me of my ignorance and the benefits of inexperience.

Or something like that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an Associate's degree in my back pocket, and I work at a bookstore. A university transfer is gaining momentum while I figure out my major beneath the looming shadow of federal student loans.

If my life was a road, I'd be trying to figure out how to use my sailboat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing words that sound legitimate and using them vernaculously in conversation.

Were this a website for selling cars, I suppose this is where I would be telling you about the horsepower and extra features. Got some miles on it, someone stole the sound system, and it's got a dent from a backyard football accident, but give it some TLC and, baby, it'll take you anywhere.

Welcome to my sales pitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm easy to read, and my emotions are usually telegraphed on my face. Apparently, avid people-watchers get a kick out of me.

Or, they'll be making guesses at my ethnicity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Lies of Locke Lamora, Goodbye to Berlin, Tracks, George R.R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, Jacqueline Carey, Scott Lynch.

I'd love to have a full, two-storey library in the future. Then celebrate with a glass of whiskey.

Movies: Gladiator, Serenity, Donnie Darko, Braveheart, Inception, Princess Mononoke, Pan's Labyrinth, Limitless, How to Train Your Dragon, Black Swan, Slumdog Millionaire, Agora, The Hurt Locker, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

Music: Gin Wigmore, Nico Vega, Garbage, Gavlyn, Reverie, Rise Against, Vivaldi, Rachmaninov, Ludovico Einaudi, Krewella, The Dirty Heads, Machine Head, Death Cab, Jack Johnson, Armin Van Buuren, Blue Scholars, Jimmy Eat World, Cage the Elephant, Patrick O'Hearn, Random Rab, Thievery Corporation, Eluveitie, Otep, Deadmau5, Loreena Mckennit, Beats Antique, In Flames, Dimmu Borgir, The Shanghai Restoration Project, Explosions in the Sky, Metric, Nujabes, Tool, Kanon Wakeshima, Regina Spektor, Blue Sky Black Death, Coheed and Cambria, Tegan and Sara, Mumford & Sons, Straight Line Stitch...

There's just... There's a lot.

My taste in music is all over the place, and it's really mood dependent. I listen to what sounds good at the time and I don't discriminate based on media popularity or lack of it.

Food: It's difficult to think of something that I wont try. Sushi comes to mind immediately when I think of tasty things in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Imperfection.
2.) Malleable perspectives.
3.) Poetic interpretations of life's occasional spinning roundhouse kick to the jaw.
4.) Knowing when to clench your teeth.
5.) Integrity.
6.) The strength to appreciate past mistakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Are we only to look at flowers in full bloom, at the moon when it is clear?

No, to look out on the rain and long for the moon, to draw the blinds and not to be aware of the passing of spring—these arouse even deeper feelings. There is much to be seen in boughs about to flower, in gardens strewn with withered blossom.

Men are wont to regret that the moon has waned or that blossoms have fallen, and this is natural; but they must be perverse indeed who will say, 'This branch, that bough is withered, now there is nothing to see.'" - Yoshida Kenko

Or, you know, what to eat for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is based on the assumption that I know it's Friday, I'll probably be with my friends unwinding, if I'm not at work. I'll usually wake up Saturday morning on a couch somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd prefer to hear yours.

I fear complacency.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you tend to wander downtown Seattle aimlessly and you suddenly and inexplicably feel like doing it with company.

We have a 100% enemy rating, so I can meet my arch-nemesis.

Or, you know the most beautiful phrase in the English language, and you like stepping on crunchy leaves.