Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have many talents and passions but travel is where my heart is.
My basis of attraction comes from finding someone fascinating.
Looks are irrelevant personality is key. I don't care about having
similar interests. If someone has passion and is truly interested
in something, then that makes me interested. Uniqueness is
beautiful. To know yourself and be yourself is what I find the
I am not into random hookups.
I am not a hopeless romantic. At all.
I have a hard time being romantically interested in people. But I
just see that as setting my standards high. When I get there,
however, I can certainly be romantic at the right times.
I love adventure. I'm an extremist in some senses. I have very
strong opinions, but with a very open minded attitude. I prefer a
world of differences. As far as I'm concerned, no one is
technically "right." I can admit how little I know about the world,
which feeds my curiosity for experience and travel. I can talk to a
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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drinking glasses of water really fast.
giving speeches. particularly at weddings.
mowing the lawn.
cursing like a sailor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i cant stand television
movies: rules of attraction, may, scooby doo on zombie island, doom
generation (well, most things by Greg araki. Mysterious skin is a
masterpiece), I saw the devil, Simon killer is my new favorite
food: ... well i really like yogurt. sometimes i put kiwis in it.
or blackberries. i mean.... i could eat it all day. I like salads
books: i don't really read... I write
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a social butterfly, blossoming from my carefully wound cocoon
and fluttering from flower to flower, meeting other butterflies and
drinking the nectar from a field of sweet, sweet daffodils. Then
little do I know, one of the daffodils is actually a very rare,
endangered and poisonous lily that imitates the daffodil. First, it
attacks my central nervous system and then my brain and I start
hallucinating terrible visions. My body then starts rapidly
decaying and decomposing while I'm gripping onto my last moments of
life, praying to a god I'm not sure exists. My heart beats one last
time and I collapse into a mound of fire ants that devour my
corpse. Then god/jesus decides to prove to me he exists and he
floats down from the sky wearing a halo and a trio of hot naked
lady angels singing ave Maria behind him. He resurrects me and my
body instantly heals. A tear slowly falls from my butterfly face
and I whisper, "thank you Jesus, thank you my love." Then, Suddenly
god morphs into a horned red devil. It turns out, it was satan the
entire time. The entire world explodes and earth is a fiery ball,
all of its inhabitants have been engulfed in flames and everyone is
dead. Everyone is fucking dead. Suddenly. Out of nowhere. The REAL
Jesus floats into the galaxy wearing boxing gloves and a kimono and
punches the fuck out of satan knocking him at mach speed through
space until his body breaks down into tiny molecules and then turn
to sand. Jesus looks at the earth and becomes filled with
compassion and a tear falls from his eye and lands on the fiery
earth. The tear puts out the fire engulfing the world revealing a
giant planet of charcoal. In the same spot the tear had fallen, a
tiny and genuine daffodil grows to represent rebirth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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the only reason i brought my friend to this haunted house was so
that i could punch him in the face in a crowded pitch black room
and he wouldn't know it was me.
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