I tore down my old profile info and decided to build an all new one! Now I kind of wish I kept most of it.

More has come! And more! More will continue to... nah, I think I am finished for now.

How about more! I am in one of those awesome productive at really unless things moods and Facebook tells me that I need to expand my profile to 1000 words to get 95% And man, I sure want that A+!

Damn, this is harder than I thought. I already added a bunch and still not to 1000. Here we go again! More!

I'm going to cook a garlic chicken tonight. It is very simple. Add garlic to chicken, cook. And it will be awesome! If this doesn't get me to 1000 words, I will tell everyone how it turned out.

Ok, an embarrassing and funny fact. I am allergic to alcohol, marijuana and latex. I am functionally allergic to fun!

Aw man! I only have 645 words!? This is insane! Who could possibly write 1000 words about themselves?! Unless they had an ego the size of 1000 words!

I supposed I could always just cheat and copy and paste a nursery rhyme in here but that would feel cheap and wrong. And I couldn't do that to Okcupid.

I AM AT 95%!!! I do not know how, but I made it!

Aw man! I need to submit a match question now for 100%? Nuts... that ceiling just keeps getting higher...

HOLY CRAP! I have a 100% profile! YES YES YES!!!!

...

Crap, now what?

I want to be 30 when I grow up!

I am an actor/singer based in Toronto, Canada.

My other passion is politics. Canadian primarily but American politics has an insane charm all of its own.

Today I logged onto Conservapedia, the Conservative version of Wikipedia and learned that I am "A liberal (also leftist): someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons."

Yes, it is true. I reject the bible for self-centered reasons. Like I enjoy sex, my homosexual friends, freedom, dancing, singing, not going to hell, not hating people of other religions, science including evolution... totally self-centered reasons! I am a selfish bastard! In other words, I am a Liberal!

Acting/singing, I am a pretty good cook (Although I can not bake without lighting dough on fire), I am great with computers (PCs), I can make a mean to-do list.

I have headphones on and am singing whatever is playing on my iPod. Usually at the top of my lungs. Especially if it is one in the morning and I am on a walk.

Book: Hitching Rides with Budda, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Last Chance To See, The God Delusion, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Movie: Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Brick, Serenity

TV shows: Twin Peaks, Buffy, Angel, The West Wing, Iron Chef, Veronica Mars, Slings and Arrows, Doctor Who

Music: The Flaming Lips, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds, Journey, Queen, Stephen Duffy & the Lilac Time, The Eagles, XTC

Musicals: Assassins, The Last 5 Years, Les Miserables, Sunday at the Park With George, Jesus Christ Superstar

Internet, Pepsi, a computer, my iPod or other music device, headphones, a book

Of course, these are all things that I CAN do without. I just don't want to. For example, I went back to school last year to finish my degree and had to spend four months in residence with nothing but a microwave. No stove for me. I nearly lost my mind, there is only so much microwavable soup a man can eat before he, well, gets tired of it. And going without Pepsi? I don't want to think about it...

Flying under my own power. As flying under someone elses power leads to a fear of crashing and blowing up.

Well, this Friday night I will be at a theatre watching a show. Generally, a perfect Friday night would be being at a theatre IN a show. On any general Friday night, I am out with friends or home writing.

I never lie. Just ask me whatever you wish, I tend to tell the truth no matter what the question. Why lie when the truth is more entertaining.

Also, I think that Doctor Who is the greatest thing ever in the history of everything.

Oooo! Standards!

You should message me if you've ever walked the raised edge of the sidewalk like a trapeze artist!

OR

You should message me if you have ever had a thought like "Hm, I don't have any spices but I do have this chicken breast... I wonder if hot chocolate powder would go with chicken...?"

OR

You should message me if whenever you see a cool looking building, you think "I want to get up on that roof and lay and look at the sky"

OR

You want to answer this question: if you were a cartoon character, what kind of a cartoon show would you be on? Anime, 80's Saturday Morning Cartoon, Simpsons, etc...