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30 M Austin, TX

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Last Online
Today – 7:36am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
My name is Matt Foley, and I am a Motivational Speaker! Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 35 years old.. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!

If you understand the quote above, you have won at live and may continue to read my profile.

Now for the non-sarcastic part. Kinda hard to summarize myself, but I'll try anyway. I am a laid-back, 5th grade teacher here in Raleigh. I'm originally from Michigan, but moved around since college. Before that, I spent 6 years at Western Michigan/Hope College, before finally figuring out what I wanted to do with my life. I should have just stayed a professional college student. I definitely do not regret my decision and taking a few extra years in college is something I would highly recommend.

When I'm not teaching, I enjoy traveling, going to the beach, reading (especially by the pool), running/working out, watching movies, music, sports (especially basketball and football), and simply dominating life. Feel free to ask anything else.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved here from Raleigh, NC after living there for six years. I will be teaching 5th grade at an elementary school here in Austin. Looking forward to a fresh start.
I’m really good at
- sarcasm (yes, I would LOVE to watch the Notebook with you)
- procrastinating to the very last second (need to type 9 pages in 3 hours, I can do that)
- teaching our future leaders how to be awesome
- zombie killing
- singing silently
- Vanquishing my enemies
- Controlling the banking system
- Coming up with ideas that don't make any sense
The first things people usually notice about me
I am exceptionally tall. Please don't ask me how the weather is up there. I will lose my mind if I hear that ever again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tuesday with Morrie, 11/22/63, Charm School, Bo's Lasting Lessons, Into the Wild, The Great Gatsby, The Book of Hoops, Angles and Demons, Da Vinci Code, The Hunger Games (I blame my students)

Movies: Wedding Crashers, The Hangover, Animal House, Anchorman, V for Vendetta, The Town, 21 Jump Street, Clerks, Real Genius, Bad Boys, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Zoolander, Dogma, and PCU. Mostly, I like movies that make me laugh.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, Suits, Entourage, The Wire, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music- Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, O.A.R., Beatles...almost anything

Food- There is no way I could live without cereal (Cinnamon Toast Crunch), pizza, yogurt, burgers, and my personal favorite peanut butter and homemade strawberry jam.
The six things I could never do without
Other than the obvious friends/family...
- Sarcasm
- Ipod/Music
- Sunshine
- Laughing
- College Football Saturdays in the fall
- Google (because I love searching for the most random information)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
school, all the work I have been procrastinating on or just life in general, and what I will do when aliens return to Earth.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie, having a few drinks, or planning on taking over the world
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well I already told you about the moon landings. I guess I can tell you that the Earth is flat and if you fall off the end of the Earth you end up in Imagination Land with unicorns, dragons, storm troopers, and Bigfoot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You can deal with heavy doses of sarcasm.
- You have a sense of humor
- You're immortal or can deal with an immortal such as myself
- Don't mind traveling through time (It's next on my to do list)