If you understand the quote above, you have won at live and may continue to read my profile.
Now for the non-sarcastic part. Kinda hard to summarize myself, but I'll try anyway. I am a laid-back, 5th grade teacher here in Raleigh. I'm originally from Michigan, but moved around since college. Before that, I spent 6 years at Western Michigan/Hope College, before finally figuring out what I wanted to do with my life. I should have just stayed a professional college student. I definitely do not regret my decision and taking a few extra years in college is something I would highly recommend.
When I'm not teaching, I enjoy traveling, going to the beach, reading (especially by the pool), running, watching movies, music, sports (especially basketball and football), and simply dominating life. Feel free to ask anything else.