Snarky? What the hell is that?
If you know this, then we may get along.
And who really cares about punctuality anyway!?
Let's see...I am one of those guys that knows a little about a lot,
rather than one of those guys that knows a lot about very little.
This makes me a good person with whom to converse. Plus, I am just
a nifty guy...
If you don't believe me, then you can feel free to ask. I will tell
you just that.
"Who, Zach? Oh yeah, that bloke is nifty."
See, I told you so!
I have experienced a great deal throughout my life and attempt to
try new things at every turn. The great outcome of this is that I
have a plethora of wonderful stories (most of which end in me doing
something stupid and becoming injured).
You can always ask me about breaking my patella whilst table
dancing with a donkey in Mexico.
Or the time, in college, where I fell out of a second story window
onto solid concrete (completely sober).
Or you can ask about the time I broke my ankle saving a rock
climbing lesbian-then went to my gynecologist to get it fixed
(after hiking 2 miles back to the car). Well that is most of the
story, so maybe you don't have to ask about that one.
Does that sound intriguing?
If not, then you should check yourself for a pulse.
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I am quixotic, punctual, and snarky
Fighgeek1
28 / m / straight / Single
Huntington Beach, California, United States
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 6' 0" (1.82m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Other and laughing about it
Sign Sagittarius and it's fun to think about
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs
Languages English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I am a cigarette lighter repairman.
This is a very interesting profession, but doesn't seem to pay the bills as well as one would think. What with the uptight laws about smoking indoors around here.
This is a very interesting profession, but doesn't seem to pay the bills as well as one would think. What with the uptight laws about smoking indoors around here.
I'm really good at
sarcasm-you getting any of that yet?
Hmmm...I am annoyingly good at randomly quoting obscure movies during daily conversations. Most people catch some of these, but very few can get them all.
"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"
Hmmm...I am annoyingly good at randomly quoting obscure movies during daily conversations. Most people catch some of these, but very few can get them all.
"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
That I am your dream man!
OR
That I have no butt. No really, its like back, back, back, then...leg. Sorry to all of the butt girls out there.
OR
That I have no butt. No really, its like back, back, back, then...leg. Sorry to all of the butt girls out there.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies: Juno, Hudson Hawk, Monster Squad, Boondock Saints, Star
Wars, Nine Dead Gay Guys, Across the Universe, Vibes, August Rush,
Superbad, Clerks, Clerks 2, LOTR, Army of Darkness, Moulin Rouge,
Four Rooms, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine, Fido, Forgetting Sarah
Marshall, Goonies, Monster Squad, PCU, and many many more.
I am also somewhat obsessed with Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog right now. Check it out if haven't seen it and love NPH.
TV: Firefly, Stargates, Weeds, Californication (genius), Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, House, and anythig that is witty and intelligent (this rules out virtually all of network TV).
Books: To start: Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, Who is this God Person Anyway?
Les Mis, Dune, Le Morte d'Arthur, Sphere, Hamlet, Jackal of Nar, Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation Series, Battlefield Earth, most anything Herbert, Heinlein, Robert E. Howard, Eddings, Dr. Seuss, or Crichton. Oh, and I think that Douglas Adams is the most insightful writer of the last century. Terry Pratchett could be up there too...
Music: Anything that allows me to sing along at incredibly annoying volumes while driving in my car.
Food: SUSHI! LOVE IT! Let's see...what else? Pitas and Hummus, cheese, fruit, edamame, cheesecake, Greek Salad, Peanut M&Ms, Red Vines, diet sody pop, and Chai Tea. Sure there's lots of other stuff, but I am a veggie and try not to think of meat (other than fish) much.
I am also somewhat obsessed with Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog right now. Check it out if haven't seen it and love NPH.
TV: Firefly, Stargates, Weeds, Californication (genius), Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, House, and anythig that is witty and intelligent (this rules out virtually all of network TV).
Books: To start: Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, Who is this God Person Anyway?
Les Mis, Dune, Le Morte d'Arthur, Sphere, Hamlet, Jackal of Nar, Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation Series, Battlefield Earth, most anything Herbert, Heinlein, Robert E. Howard, Eddings, Dr. Seuss, or Crichton. Oh, and I think that Douglas Adams is the most insightful writer of the last century. Terry Pratchett could be up there too...
Music: Anything that allows me to sing along at incredibly annoying volumes while driving in my car.
Food: SUSHI! LOVE IT! Let's see...what else? Pitas and Hummus, cheese, fruit, edamame, cheesecake, Greek Salad, Peanut M&Ms, Red Vines, diet sody pop, and Chai Tea. Sure there's lots of other stuff, but I am a veggie and try not to think of meat (other than fish) much.
The six things I could never do without
diet sody pop, an aquarium, and...ummm...air?
Yeah right, just kidding...I really only need the diet sody pop.
Yeah right, just kidding...I really only need the diet sody pop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
Is it really that creapy if for a single guy to watch a childrens' movie...alone...on a Sunday morning...buy himself...
I truly believe that my neighbor's cat is the reincarnation of Richard Nixon.
The question to the answer. The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. The answer, of course, is 42.
Is it really that creapy if for a single guy to watch a childrens' movie...alone...on a Sunday morning...buy himself...
I truly believe that my neighbor's cat is the reincarnation of Richard Nixon.
The question to the answer. The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. The answer, of course, is 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Same thing we do every night-TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MWA HA
HA HA HA"
OR
Evading some zombies on my way to the Winchester...
OR
Evading some zombies on my way to the Winchester...
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
That I am not gay-shhh-don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
Enter to win if:
-You use the terms cool beans, bee's knees, or spiffy in your daily phraseology.
-You can hold an entire conversation in movie quotes.
-Don't smoke
-Don't describe yourself as "not your ordinary OC girl" (let's face it, if you have to say it, then it is not true).
-Don't describe yourself as drama free or do not like drama (Again, if you have to say it, then it is not true. Drama happens-it is how you deal with it that counts).
Also, teachers need not apply.
Disclaimer: I am often afk, as I may leave the computer on for great periods. So, I will most likely miss any IMs. It is a better idea to message me anyway...
-You use the terms cool beans, bee's knees, or spiffy in your daily phraseology.
-You can hold an entire conversation in movie quotes.
-Don't smoke
-Don't describe yourself as "not your ordinary OC girl" (let's face it, if you have to say it, then it is not true).
-Don't describe yourself as drama free or do not like drama (Again, if you have to say it, then it is not true. Drama happens-it is how you deal with it that counts).
Also, teachers need not apply.
Disclaimer: I am often afk, as I may leave the computer on for great periods. So, I will most likely miss any IMs. It is a better idea to message me anyway...
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