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Fightthefutures

27 / M / Straight / Single

Allison Park, Pennsylvania

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Obligatory photo at the Chicago Bean Sculpture

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Nick Cave emulation.

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"NOW WITH TOO MUCH COLOR!!!!". And with that one flash of the bulb, any future career in politics goes down in flames. Emphasis on the flames.

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If anyone asks, I'm smoking weaponized crystal meth.

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When my other Halloween costume fell through, I had to improvise. This was my "Don't be so suburban look". Most people said "Mother of God".

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Sometimes I wear a Pope Hat tiara and call myself Pope Insanity or Pope Decadence at parties. Sometimes meaning once. And never again.

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