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Filthy_MacGyver

27 / M / straight / Single

Phoenix, Arizona

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I am usually on OKCupid, as a different user, and I won't say which.

My Self-Summary

This is a second profile I've created to answer questions from scratch. I'm older, wiser and have a better idea of what questions really matter to me.

I own a corrugated plastic sign that says "Teenage Girls Work Out For Free" and a fire extinguisher case containing a machete, pistol grip shotgun and 12ga 00 Buckshot shells that says "In Case of Zombies Break Glass"

What I’m doing with my life

Doing contract technical work.

Being generally awesome.

I’m really good at

Solving problems, fixing things, rocking peoples worlds in various ways.

I once built a Lazy Susan out of 2 dinner plates, a frying pan and 3 ping pong balls...

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm rocking their world, solving a problem or fixing something

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books

Movies

Hard Rock, Grunge, Industrial, Alternative, Classic Rock, Metal, Jazz, Swing, Ambient, House, etc.

Indian, Japanese, Mexican, Italian, Afghanni, Mongolian, Poor English Food.

The six things I could never do without

I'm going to encrypt the list to make it more fun
1) 9de26c5a027aa7e15c7f85fdfae4e785
2) 40be8b2d7f3a5f633e81ee5ded656cea
3) 8ece8025cfaff480091cf76ec95c5a4d
4) 517015e03ea2ca9981321837c3f6a26d
5) c75ad7c424fba120fcaecea873c55dab
6) 938b1329a585eb11a9f30714f159b09d

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How, when I look up at night, I'm not actually looking 'up' but rather out. Out into whatever hemisphere of the universe happens to not be blocked by the earth under my feet. How on the opposite side of the planet the sun is baking away overhead somewhere. How the stars I see are in fact perceptible because of the relatively infinitesimal number of photons that streamed out, flew across space for years - avoiding dust and being pulled to and fro by gravity - and just happened to land in the tiny spot that is my pupil.

Then I start to think about the really deep stuff.

On a typical Friday night I am

Drinking a pitcher of Diet Coke and singing Karaoke

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I was engaged to a woman I met through this site.

You should message me if

You realize that I'm more well rounded than this profile would lead you to believe.

IM me and I can probably help convince you.

I have no tats or piercings (not my thing) but I certainly have no problem with them on others.