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55 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 42–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
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I've got a fairly accurate write-up over at Please look there if you can as I don't want to come across as two different people. Otherwise, I'm a bog standard man making his way in the world. With some quirks thrown in here and there. Mostly there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at apologizing. I've apologized to people I'm sure I offended twenty years prior, and make it a point to do so. I'm trying to find the right words to say to Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan, an empty orange paddleboat 75 miles north of Alexandria, Egypt and Vieques Island. Lake George in Florida, is probably expecting a few words, as well.

I am also very mechanically inclined. I can fix it or build it, and I can often improve it. In a crunch once, I fixed the clutch slave cylinder in my BMW with a baby bottle nipple. There are no NAPA stores in Italy, and they wouldn't be open on a Saturday anyway if there were.

I'm good in conversations and am known to flirt from time to time. (Actually, I'd flirt with a feminine bag of cement if it talked or winked.) The fun conversational flirting is where I shine. My seductive flirting sucks; in its effectiveness anyway, so any jealousy would be wasting your emotional energies. So lets just have a good conversation about whether you preferred Hugh Laurie in House, MD, or portraying Bertie Wooster up against Stephan Frey as Jeeves on BBC. Or in Black Adder for that matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, but women seem to look me in the eye. I attribute it to possibly having something on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read nearly anything except Harlequin Romance books and most poetry. Romance novels are female pornography, in my humble opinion. Offended? I'll hear your argument to the contrary at your convenience. Fabio on the cover is my opening argument.

Opera, but not theatre nor ballet. Saw Carmen at a Roman amptheatre with 30,000 German tourists in Italy. Jose Carrere` missing THE high note that night. Priceless. ARENA.IT, if you're curious.

You may be a traitor to your sisters, but you'll secretly watch 'The Stooges' with me. I won't say a word to anyone - Female. I'll brag endlessly to the guys. They won't say a thing to females either. They like this traitor-like quality in women and don't want to ruin it for others.

I'll eat anything except those little damn peppers that burn your mouth so bad that you might as well not eat as you won't be able to taste anymore. It's a run-on sentence, but a single sentiment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Kids, of course.
Pen and Paper - things need to be recorded or they don't exist.
Eyesight - I see what most people overlook.
People to talk to - I can give undivided attention, or work a room.
People to watch - Interactions and such. Cell phones have ruined the mystery that follows a woman down the street, by the way. "So she sez...and I tell her that outfit....." The allure left with "She sez..."
Being goofy - I have no problem looking stupid occasionally as the price paid for being funny the rest of the time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there is such a difference between smooth (which I used below) and smoth, which isn't a word (or is it?). They don't even sound similar. What would a smoth be anyway? The dusty remains of former spider webs? "When your done dusting, would you make sure you get the smoth out of the ceiling corners if there's any there?"

Or would smoth be a verb?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm wondering why the hell I'm sitting at home; unsure of what I should be doing since I'm not out on the town having fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Clowns. There's nothing about them that I like. Maybe that you can fit a couple dozen in a Mini, but that about it.
You should message me if
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you're a woman. A woman with the high tolerance for mild eccentricity, in search of an amusing and intelligent conversation, or just need something fixed as an excuse to meet a man.