Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well for starters I just moved to Myrtle Beach December 19th from
Denver. Now living in Greenville :) Before that I was in Vegas for
14 years. Before that born and raised in South Carolina :) And yes
I have the accent. And yes feel free to make fun of me :) Im around
6 foot 2 and weigh 185 pounds. Im learning French and trying to
become fluent. Im extremely blunt and honest and sometimes this
gets me into trouble. I laugh WAY too much and usually find humor
in things most people think is completely retarded i.e.
Stepbrothers. Borderline retarded. Im extremely laid back, as well
as open minded. Dislike people focused on money, I take care of
myself and live on my own and well thats all that should matter.
Music is one of my main passions. I smoke hookah almost daily, but
I hate cigarettes so go figure. I drink, but not an alcoholic. I
absolutely loathe hardcore drugs. If others do it more power to you
but not my thing. Sometimes I prefer staying home to going out, but
other times I get a social butterfly in my stomach :P Im a sexual
person, so if you are not odds are we wont get along. Does this
mean im a "user" or im not capable of being a kick ass friend? Not
at all. Im actually REALLY nice. Like that awesome uncle you have
that you see twice a year on Christmas and reunions and always has
a drink in his hand cracking jokes. Except minus the beer belly
bald head and sweet stache. I have instant messengers, feel free to
ask for them. I also have a webcam as well. And no that doesnt mean
Ill be naked jerkin my gerkin like its the solution for world
hunger. Just means I dont like to be a total stranger. Im new here
so be gentle. Like the youre new to this prison so were going to
use lube and give a reach around kind of gentle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not sure at the moment. Ive already done 4 years of military, as
well as college. Currently Im working two jobs stock piling money
to go back to college and finish what I started. Also want to make
my own cruiseliner for riverboat gambling trips to shoot rap videos
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impressions. Singing. Spilling things. And making arts and crafts.
Ok so maybe not, Im kidding. But seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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For some reason they always say my teeth/smile and my eyes. Not
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Definitely South Park, Family Guy, The Walking Dead,and Psych on
the television end as well as anything ghost related on the Travel
Channel. Other than that not much tv. My fav music is metal,
classic rock, 90's hip hop and r and b. Fav bands are the Deftones,
Killswitch Engage, and Glassjaw along with various indie artists
like Twin Shadow, Grimes, The Silence, Coco Rosie, Die Antwoord,
Team SleepCrystal Castles and a whole bunch more :P. My favorite
food is definitely sushi with Italian a close second :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Deftones, Team Sleep, Crosses, or basically anything Chino
Moreno has any involvement in.My computer. My friends. World of
Warcraft. Hookah. Marijuana. Sex. Music. Mixed martial arts. And
whiskey. Yes I know thats not 6 things but WUTEVA I DO WUT I WANT.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex (Kinda comes with the territory of being a man). The future.
What im gonna do for the weekend. How in the hell they get those
boats in the bottles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working so by the time I get home around 11ish at night I
just stay home. Yes lame I know :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love porn and sex. Not sure if thats private so much as something
almost anyone in existence loves but usually are too worried of
what others will think to admit. Im a sucker for short girls. I
once owned a Backstreet Boys album. Hey it was 1998 so get off my
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are friendly, easy to get along with and open minded. If you
love the Deftones as much as me and support Joe Rogan and the
Deathsquad. If you think Thundercats rule. And love to have good
conversation and someone to hang out with. If you fucking rock. If
seeing people in Ed Hardy shit makes you want to kick a baby llama
in the face. Also, if youre one of those women who have a demand
list a mile long, you should probably step back for a moment to
reflect on that. Youre on a dating site, you cant be
unrealistically picky and odds are with that many demands the
problem is YOU not them. Just thought Id point that out. And with
that, Im out like Tom Cruise in a closet.
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