Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Central American, which means I'm super loud, say ridiculous
things and don't care if people are outraged by my incessant
I have the entire Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin catalog on my
I am a cake and TV FIEND and I toats dig facial hair.
I wish my life was like the movie "Click" before Adam Sandler's
character realized it was a bad idea.
The story behind my screen name: My high school senior quote was an
OKGo lyric: "Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time."
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a paper where I am one of the youngest people on staff,
which is pretty cool because I'm surrounded by people who actually
know what they are doing. I graduated from a state school few years
ago and I had a bunch of really neat internships where I got to
live and work in DC and the Bay Area. I like to write news, but one
day I want to just morph into Tina Fey and write comedy, that'd be
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending like I know how to dance.
Lionel Richie, Tears for Fears and Tenacious D karaoke.
Correcting people's grammar.
Being really bad at math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glorious smile that makes people weep tears of confusion and
That I'm clever AF.
Oh, and my Jay Leno chin?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like music that gives me goosebumps, books that get me so riled
up I fling them across the room, TV that makes me cringe with
happiness and movies that force me to hold my urine for up to three
hours. Oh and food that doesn't make me hurl or I am morally
against eating (this is a very short list).
Currently obsessed with: Punch Brothers
Currently reading: "Zodiac" and "Ghettoside."
Currently REwatching The Wire and watching The X Files for the
GOT, Breaking Bad and Louie are the bee's knees.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends to feel nostalgic with
Burt's bees wax
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What NOT to say when I'm drunk.
Living on a ranch with 50 rescued dogs when I'm old and retired. (I
will be a dog lady one day probs.)
How much of people's OKCupid profile is true.
I think in Facebook posts and tweets, so that.
Twilight Zone marathons.
My karaoke list.
My favorite Pink Floyd album (go ahead, ask me what it is)
My complete appreciation and adoration for Arcade Fire (and
Canadians in general).
What book to read next.
Seeing the Taj Mahal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hugging my German shepherd and cocker spaniel until they whimper in
At a Dodgers game.
Watching this tacky, but respected, Spanish version of Judge
Adding to my growing Netflix queue of docs and/or at the Verdugo
with my college buds hiding from drunken hipsters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to myself a lot, and when I do, I refer to myself in the
third person... using my last name.
I still buy CDs and pay for cable -__-
You should message me if
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Check all that apply:
You've watched that episode of The X-Files about online dating and
want to talk about it.
You've read the Vanity Fair article about Tinder and want to talk
You are a self-proclaimed nerd.
You are smart, or really good at faking it.
If you are impressed with the fact that I once made David Sedaris
laugh and I once gave Eric Idle the senior discount even though he
You can appreciate a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor and can
hold your own in an epic battle of witty banter.
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