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28 Los Angeles, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am Central American, which means I'm super loud, say ridiculous things and don't care if people are outraged by my incessant bilingual cursing.
I like to prove people wrong using my iPhone, specifically the Wikipedia app.
I have the entire Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin catalog on my iPod.
I am a cake FIEND and I toats dig facial hair.
I wish my life was like the movie "Click" before Adam Sandler's character realized it was a bad idea.
The story behind my screen name: My high school senior quote was an OKGo lyric: "Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." The lead singer of the band later told me "I hope you don't mean that about yourself..." But, really, I'm just a walking contradiction (cue the Green Day song).
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a paper where I am one of the youngest people on staff, which is pretty cool because I'm surrounded by people who actually know what they are doing. I graduated from a state school few years ago and I had a bunch of really neat internships where I got to live and work in DC and the Bay Area. I like to write news, but one day I want to just morph into Tina Fey and write comedy, that'd be pretty rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending like I know how to dance.
Looking productive.
Lionel Richie, Tears for Fears and Tenacious D karaoke.
Getting lost.
Correcting people's grammar.
Being really bad at math.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glorious smile that makes people weep tears of confusion and joy.
Oh and my Jay Leno chin?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like music that gives me goosebumps, books that get me so riled up I fling them across the room, TV that makes me cringe with happiness and movies that force me to hold my urine for up to three hours. Oh and food that doesn't make me hurl or I am morally against eating (this is a very short list).
Music: Arcade Fire, Radiohead, The Black Keys, The Belle Brigade, Beck, Tegan and Sara, Cafe Tacuba, MGMT, Black Apples, Tijuana Panthers, The Drums, The Decemberists, Fleet Foxes, Air, Blitzen Trapper, Young the Giant, Adele, Muse, Sufjan Stevens, Malacates Trébol Shop, Bon Iver, Modest Mouse, Wilco, Gotye, Weezer, The Weepies, Spoon, The Walkmen, Talking Heads, The Clash, Chicano Batman, Currently obsessed with: Bombay Bicycle Club.

TV: Fringe, 30 Rock, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Homeland, Sleepy Hollow, Hello, Ladies, The First 48, Bored to Death, Enlightened, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, My So Called Life, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Veep, Bates Motel, Revolution, Always Sunny, Workaholics, The Goldbergs, The Americans, The Newsroom, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids in the Hall. BBC crime dramas. I'm currently scorching through The X-Files (God bless you, Netflix) and rewatching The Wire (my favorite show of all time).

Books: T.C. Boyle, Vonnegut, Steve Martin, Stieg Larsson, Palahniuk, Sedaris. The Kite Runner, The Brief and Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Middlesex.
Currently reading: "The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down."

Movies: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Spike Jones, Charlie Kaufman, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Quentin Tarantino. The Fighter, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Happy Gilmore, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Superbad, Bridesmades. Dumb and Dumber is my favorite movie of all time... That should say enough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
dance parties
música música música
friends to feel nostalgic with
writing utensils
Burt's bees wax
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What NOT to say when I'm drunk.
Living on a ranch with 50 rescued dogs when I'm old and retired. (I will be a dog lady one day probs.)
How much of people's OKCupid profile is true.
I think in Facebook posts and tweets, so that.
Twilight Zone marathons.
My karaoke list.
My favorite Pink Floyd album (go ahead, ask me what it is)
My complete appreciation and adoration for Arcade Fire (and Canadians in general).
What book to read next.
Traveling the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hugging my German shepherd and cocker spaniel until they whimper in pain.
Watching this tacky, but respected, Spanish version of Judge Judy.
Later at night, I'm either out drinking with friends in LA or watching Netflix. Both are equally exciting so it's hard to choose between the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk to myself a lot, and when I do, I refer to myself in the third person... using my last name.
I still buy CDs -__-
You should message me if
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One or more of these apply to you:
You've watched that episode of The X-Files about online dating and want to talk about it.
You are a self-proclaimed nerd.
You are smart, or really good at faking it.
If you are impressed with the fact that I once made David Sedaris laugh and I once gave Eric Idle the senior discount even though he didn't qualify.
You can appreciate a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor and can hold your own in an epic battle of witty banter.