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28 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:05am
Hispanic / Latin
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am Central American, which means I'm super loud, say ridiculous things and don't care if people are outraged by my incessant bilingual cursing.
I have the entire Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin catalog on my iPod.
I am a cake and TV FIEND and I toats dig facial hair.
I wish my life was like the movie "Click" before Adam Sandler's character realized it was a bad idea.
The story behind my screen name: My high school senior quote was an OKGo lyric: "Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time."
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a paper where I am one of the youngest people on staff, which is pretty cool because I'm surrounded by people who actually know what they are doing. I graduated from a state school few years ago and I had a bunch of really neat internships where I got to live and work in DC and the Bay Area. I like to write news, but one day I want to just morph into Tina Fey and write comedy, that'd be pretty rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending like I know how to dance.
Looking productive.
Lionel Richie, Tears for Fears and Tenacious D karaoke.
Getting lost.
Correcting people's grammar.
Being really bad at math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glorious smile that makes people weep tears of confusion and joy.
That I'm clever AF.
Oh, and my Jay Leno chin?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like music that gives me goosebumps, books that get me so riled up I fling them across the room, TV that makes me cringe with happiness and movies that force me to hold my urine for up to three hours. Oh and food that doesn't make me hurl or I am morally against eating (this is a very short list).
Currently obsessed with: Punch Brothers
Currently reading: "Zodiac" and "Ghettoside."
Currently REwatching The Wire and watching The X Files for the first time.
GOT, Breaking Bad and Louie are the bee's knees.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
dance parties
friends to feel nostalgic with
writing utensils
Burt's bees wax
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What NOT to say when I'm drunk.
Living on a ranch with 50 rescued dogs when I'm old and retired. (I will be a dog lady one day probs.)
How much of people's OKCupid profile is true.
I think in Facebook posts and tweets, so that.
Twilight Zone marathons.
My karaoke list.
My favorite Pink Floyd album (go ahead, ask me what it is)
My complete appreciation and adoration for Arcade Fire (and Canadians in general).
What book to read next.
Seeing the Taj Mahal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hugging my German shepherd and cocker spaniel until they whimper in pain.
At a Dodgers game.
Watching this tacky, but respected, Spanish version of Judge Judy.
Adding to my growing Netflix queue of docs and/or at the Verdugo with my college buds hiding from drunken hipsters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to myself a lot, and when I do, I refer to myself in the third person... using my last name.
I still buy CDs and pay for cable -__-
You should message me if
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You've watched that episode of The X-Files about online dating and want to talk about it.
You've read the Vanity Fair article about Tinder and want to talk about it.
You are a self-proclaimed nerd.
You are smart, or really good at faking it.
If you are impressed with the fact that I once made David Sedaris laugh and I once gave Eric Idle the senior discount even though he didn't qualify.
You can appreciate a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor and can hold your own in an epic battle of witty banter.