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35 M Sunnyside, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
You know that guy who's a braying know-it-all but in a really funny, endearing way and who's always smiling and joking but is also a cantankerous old man that hates everything, and who's introspective but also a giant buffoon, and about whom it is often said "He's maybe the smartest person I know" but who has also gotten drunk with his best friend and mooned the 7 train from a rooftop in the past 6 months of his life?

I'm that guy, but with better hair.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I work in television to keep the kids I don't have fed. By night, I'm working on screenplays; trying to learn from face-planting on my first short film; and, after some recent changes, pondering the next move. I'll keep you posted on what turns up!

In between, I'm attempting to make up for my misspent youth with healthy living and "personal growth." It's a work in progress, but an edifying one.
I’m really good at
Pontificating and sauteeing brussels sprouts.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. And, if I've been imbibing, the Upper Midwest vowels. (Dammit. Or shall I say, "Deeeyaaammut.")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've never heard of anything you listen to. Also probably anything you read. I hate your taste in movies and you need to shut up about "Game of Thrones."

That said:

Books: Chabon, Zadie Smith, Cunningham, nerdy non-fiction books about fascinating minutiae, Victoria Beckham's autobiography.

Movies: Almodovar, Scorsese, Soderbergh, PT Anderson, Allen, Coen Bros., Holofcener, Tarantino, Fincher. Obsessed with movies from the '70s. I watch Romy & Michele's High School Reunion and Taxi Driver every 5 minutes. Magnolia and Traffic and Kissing Jessica Stein made me want to be a filmmaker, Amelie and Lovely & Amazing make me cry like a bitch, Mean Girls, Raising Arizona and Bridget Jones's Diary make me laugh like an asshole.

TV: Currently, "Mad Men," "The Americans." Forever, "Arrested Development," "30 Rock," "Six Feet Under," "The Comeback," "Summer Heights High." And other stuff we won't mention.

Music: I have terrible taste. I fervently love pre-midlife-crisis Madonna and have more than once agitated in defense of Sheryl Crow. Otherwise I pretty much just stick to 90s grunge, 70s stuff and a tiny but growing catalog of old-school rap/hip-hop. I like to think it all evens out but the music afficionados tell me otherwise.

Food: I like food. Food is delicious. And nourishing.
The six things I could never do without
1. Journal/pen
2. Brussels sprouts
3. Filmed things
4. Downy Wrinkle Releaser
5. Your mom
6. Jokes about your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff I'm writing and mental bank account math and what my hair is up to and how to write an earthquake disaster-flick with heart and who to cast in the Madonna biopic I have slated for 2033 and sexing dudes and why am I still awake and where are my herbal sleeping pills.

You know, like you do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to a movie. Or writing a movie. Or drinking wine and wishing "Clueless" was on TV. Or whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dig being both the big spoon and/or the little spoon, with the slightest of edges given to the big one. By a nose.

But if I were straight and you were a lady and hence this whole dumb, boring spoon thing wasn't up for discussion: I grew up poor (at least relatively), and as I get older I'm coming to see that it might have been the most defining experience of my life. This is both a good and bad thing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not terrible and enjoy other persons who are not terrible.