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Firehobbit

32 / M / Bisexual / Available

Manchester, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:23pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Me:

I was recommended to this site by a partner of mine, just seeing if she is right. Seems that she is.

It says one here "bisexual" (limited choices) where its just a label... I just dont limit myself to a gender when I find someone attractive. .

I am very non pc.. and can offend people whithout trying or intending to.. but I always say. "If I didn't like you I would simply not speak to you.. the fact I have a giggle with you means that I do" so if you are very easily offended you may want to look elsewhere as I dont plan on changing for anyone.

You can call it polyamoury or non monogamous relationships or stick whatever label you want onto it.. I went through a huge emotional upheaval in Dec 2011 when my wife passed away ans I am not in a position to commit to one person.. this does not mean I am on here for meaningless "hook ups" or the dreaded "NSA" as if you are intimate with someone you have strings whether you like it or not.

I love my weed and smoke it fairly regularly. . I also indulge in other chemicals from time to time so if this is an issue you may as well stop reading now.

I believe in honesty. . Whats the point in pretending to be someone else? You will only get caught out and look like a fucking idiot.

Academically I am not that smart.. but in no way would I consider myself to be thick/simple, I have a more practical analytical way of seeing things.. ask me to write a paper on the influence of bisexual female authors in modern literature and I would be knackered. . But ask me to design and build you anything from a shelf to a bed and I will be in my element.

I am trying to teach myself to take better photos and want to go urban exploring... so if you need a partner in crime for that.. I am game.... also if your willing either model or show me some tricks behind the lense I can pay in cups of tea or a spliff. (Or summit else.. I make a good coffee as well).

Erm... ramble over. You need to know anything else feel free to ask me, I dont get offended and I prefer to be asked then have it weofh your mind down.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now? I am sitting in work on my lunch break.

I work for a national energy supplier in the human logistics dept, no I don't know why our prices go up.... and no... our vans don't really fly.

I drive a car from the 1950's ( a 1957 Morris Minor black with purple flames) But at the moment he is not on the road du to some issues with being able to afford the insurance..

I love my dark rum.. love my meat.. and like a cheeky smoke from time to time.. (yes that kind of cheeky smoke.. I this is a major issue for you then its best you know now) am cutting down to save my brain and my wallet .
I’m really good at
I can spin and breathe fire with reasonable skill. I have a party trick thats had some great reviews (if you want to know more you'll have to ask).

I can put up a shelf.. build a scaffolding bed..

I was a pretty good chef for over a decade so I suppose cooking is a skill. I can make a tasty fruit lasange.

(Granted cooking is not much on the cards at tge moment as I have started the herbalife diet so its mainly shakes.. dull. But gotta shift the fat somehow)
The first things people usually notice about me
Normally the beard, tattoos and if I am driving. . My car.. (I always say that he is so loud I could not sneek up on Helen Keller in it .. see non pc)

But on that.. Yes I have shaved head and gruffty beard. I look scary (or ao I have been told) but this does not mean I am either a racist.. a "mosher", "metal head".. or any other word you tend to hear.

It does help to look a bit moody sometimes.. stops idiots bothering you on the bus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of fantasy novels.. love the work of tolken and robin hob. Have not read any of the 50 shades.. (but want to read it so are how trully terrible the book is).

I love films and TV. I don't have. TV service, but I have Netflix. Love film etc on the Xbox.

Food:. Love almost anything bar mushrooms and parsnips.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Sunlight
Drawing
Tactile contact
Free speech
... and summit else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Escaping work and goung to live off the land in a non extradition country.

I want to travel more (must renew my passport) but finances at the momwnt will not support that.. so if anyone knows any way of making real money in their spare time.. let me know.

ATM: I keep pondering why seemingly straight guys are asking me for sex. . Or offering a blowjob. Not sure your religious choosing would look too kindly on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a hill.... shouting at nature.. (Erm.... not really). My Friday depends on my mood. My company. How full my wallet is.

I like going out and bouncing around a local club.. orchilling out.. to for a cinema trip.. not really like to plan it too much as the best noghts have been had when its just a spur of the moment thing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When really sroned I speak to my cat in a Nigerian accent. . Its then that I know its time to go to bed.

(Its not that he replies anyway.. normally moans for food or water. . Or just because he is a twat.. hut I love him)
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not an idiot.
If you're not easily offended.