I'm bartending now, getting ready for the city of Detroit to go belly up. Ask me where I'll be and come have a drink. First ones on me. 2nd one too if we hit it off. 3rd, and 4th too.
Life is cool. If you can make the best of it, you can have a lot of fun. Because of my job, I get to tear down burning buildings with a huge hammer, and then go home in the morning and play tea party with my daughter and football with my son. Chaos and Order. Love it.
I am not a nice guy. Though I am a good man. I shave my head because I would rather BE bald, than be going bald. My favorite quote is "Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
I am probably terrible at internet dating, but would you really want to talk to a guy who was good at it? Come grab a drink with me and the worse thing that will happen is a laugh and a memory.